She’s unreliable, drive all the way to see her, text 5 minutes before scheduled time, she didn’t beleive I was there, asked me to send a picture of where I was, I did. Asked me to come back in three hours?! I replied, all good, no thanks, plan B! She then proceeded to tell me I don’t think I’m the right girl for you, no shit lady lol. Then she said “I know who you are” I replied with “so? Lol” that was that. I wouldn’t bother with her. My experience anyways.
zoe banks - 9055
- Thread starter jqhobby
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If I’m not mistaken is was 200$ for a half hour - not sure where these negative reviews are coming from but I thought she was absolutely top tier. The only one I can think of that compared was from nearly 10 years ago, went by “College Cutie Vanessa” or something like that
planning on seeing her this week end. I get that she is high energy in bed but what If I am low energy in bed. 
I am not the guy that has the most endurance. Is she ok with that? I've seen some girls who can get disappointed because they just wanna get railed to the moon
I am not the guy that has the most endurance. Is she ok with that? I've seen some girls who can get disappointed because they just wanna get railed to the moon Ha! You don't need to worry about your energy levels. She will take over and you'll leave with none!! Enjoy!!planning on seeing her this week end. I get that she is high energy in bed but what If I am low energy in bed.
you still have two hands, 10 fingers and 1 tongue. Use your imaginationplanning on seeing her this week end. I get that she is high energy in bed but what If I am low energy in bed.
She is very high energy, enthusiastic and great!!! She’s very open minded But like some of the recommendations mentioned , very difficult to get a hold of her , would almost double book appointments unless you’ve already met her previously and she knows for SURE you’ll show up .
Zoey / Zoe banks 5727
After messaging her 3 times on different occasions, I was persistent and finally saw the ad renewed today.
How easy was it to book and meet her?
1. Once she replied it was maybe 10mins between each text, It was fine for communication. I was prepared for her to either flake out or be super late and of course she was 22 mins late but I didnt mind waiting as I read many of the reviews. (She apologies and offered me a drink which was a nice gesture but respectfully declined)
Communication / Demeanor
2. I booked for 1 hour but by that time pretty much 30mins has already passed but she said she was okay to do 1 hour (I didnt want to make the next guy wait like I did). I told her I dont want her to rush and it was okay she was late as she said she was talking to her mom. There was a language barrier (but she can understand) and a lot of slurring throughout the whole session and after she asked for my age, I asked for hers and she was stumbling between 26-27-28-29 then playing it off talking in French like she did not understand my question! (She looked like 33-35). Deeper graspy voice and ppl mention tom boy feel. Its hard to explain and I don't mean to be rude but she came off more like a country guy enjoying his beer chewing Tabaco and spitting on the ground. I was ready for the "mechanical and not GFE" but PSE which was Okay to me as Tatayana was the same but she had passion, sex appeal, sensual but for zoe banks to me it felt like she had none of that.
BBBJ / DFK
3. She tried to make me cum as soon as possible but the bbbj was rushed and quite frankly just not good. (5mins). Also there was no DFK which I was okay with even tho she included it.
Intercourse
4. With all the reviews mention she is "wild and has a lot of endurance full of energy" she was tired in about 7mins (switching position for missionary me on top/doggy/cowgirl). Intercourse was okay at best. At this point I'm starting to think It was a bait and swap.
Rushing (sorry in advance if there is too much detail)
5. After 7 mins she stopped and kept asking me every 10 seconds what is going to make you cum? She kept "mansplaining" in her broken English to find a way to make me cum fast (which is a huge turn off for me). Respectfully I mention bbbj but she did it for another 2 mins. I could tell already she was getting tired so I suggested she ride me then she said if you dont cum in 5 mins you have to leave. (even tho we agreed on MSOG 2 times. i think she hiding behind her language barrier and pretends to not know)
Ofc I couldnt cum within 5 mins so I suggested hand job which she agreed for 1min. She kept on asking what will make you cum, what do you do to cum? At this point it was done and I started putting cloths back on.
Goodbyes
6. Both parties were being as respectful as we can, both apologizing it is what it is. Personally in my whole life I never had a boner killer and I am able to cum 2-3 times in 1 hour session. She didnt kick me out but instead she said you can stay for the other 30mins to talk... and to pay her the rest lol
Service: 1/10 (this was my worse I've been with)
Body: 5/10 (her pictures are not accurate to this date, gained some weight no longer hourglass figure from pictures. She has saggy breasts but ppl mention she might of had a kid)
Face 5/10: (looked like 35ish)
Overview and reflection
I fixated on her ad every day until it refreshed due to the outstanding reviews. I really really hoped that with all her positive reviews out weight every single negative one. I took a risk knowing all the information and I felt like I tried my hardest to be respectful and did not hold anything against her for being late but sorry I cant justify repeating and hopefully I can inform terb members if you do decide on booking her, these are the things that you might expect.
After messaging her 3 times on different occasions, I was persistent and finally saw the ad renewed today.
How easy was it to book and meet her?
1. Once she replied it was maybe 10mins between each text, It was fine for communication. I was prepared for her to either flake out or be super late and of course she was 22 mins late but I didnt mind waiting as I read many of the reviews. (She apologies and offered me a drink which was a nice gesture but respectfully declined)
Communication / Demeanor
2. I booked for 1 hour but by that time pretty much 30mins has already passed but she said she was okay to do 1 hour (I didnt want to make the next guy wait like I did). I told her I dont want her to rush and it was okay she was late as she said she was talking to her mom. There was a language barrier (but she can understand) and a lot of slurring throughout the whole session and after she asked for my age, I asked for hers and she was stumbling between 26-27-28-29 then playing it off talking in French like she did not understand my question! (She looked like 33-35). Deeper graspy voice and ppl mention tom boy feel. Its hard to explain and I don't mean to be rude but she came off more like a country guy enjoying his beer chewing Tabaco and spitting on the ground. I was ready for the "mechanical and not GFE" but PSE which was Okay to me as Tatayana was the same but she had passion, sex appeal, sensual but for zoe banks to me it felt like she had none of that.
BBBJ / DFK
3. She tried to make me cum as soon as possible but the bbbj was rushed and quite frankly just not good. (5mins). Also there was no DFK which I was okay with even tho she included it.
Intercourse
4. With all the reviews mention she is "wild and has a lot of endurance full of energy" she was tired in about 7mins (switching position for missionary me on top/doggy/cowgirl). Intercourse was okay at best. At this point I'm starting to think It was a bait and swap.
Rushing (sorry in advance if there is too much detail)
5. After 7 mins she stopped and kept asking me every 10 seconds what is going to make you cum? She kept "mansplaining" in her broken English to find a way to make me cum fast (which is a huge turn off for me). Respectfully I mention bbbj but she did it for another 2 mins. I could tell already she was getting tired so I suggested she ride me then she said if you dont cum in 5 mins you have to leave. (even tho we agreed on MSOG 2 times. i think she hiding behind her language barrier and pretends to not know)
Ofc I couldnt cum within 5 mins so I suggested hand job which she agreed for 1min. She kept on asking what will make you cum, what do you do to cum? At this point it was done and I started putting cloths back on.
Goodbyes
6. Both parties were being as respectful as we can, both apologizing it is what it is. Personally in my whole life I never had a boner killer and I am able to cum 2-3 times in 1 hour session. She didnt kick me out but instead she said you can stay for the other 30mins to talk... and to pay her the rest lol
Service: 1/10 (this was my worse I've been with)
Body: 5/10 (her pictures are not accurate to this date, gained some weight no longer hourglass figure from pictures. She has saggy breasts but ppl mention she might of had a kid)
Face 5/10: (looked like 35ish)
Overview and reflection
I fixated on her ad every day until it refreshed due to the outstanding reviews. I really really hoped that with all her positive reviews out weight every single negative one. I took a risk knowing all the information and I felt like I tried my hardest to be respectful and did not hold anything against her for being late but sorry I cant justify repeating and hopefully I can inform terb members if you do decide on booking her, these are the things that you might expect.
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Well, that is a shame, but thank you for a very good review of your session!
Zoe is the absolute best, whatever you like she’s do (cept Greek). I’ve seen her a lot and reviews are accurate. She’s a rocket so hold on tight. My fav is when blowing you she’ll ask if you wanna face fuck her and dangle her head over the bed and let you have at it. Finger her while you’re enjoying the experience. I’ve seen her do it all and she happily let you finish anyway you like ( take a Cim finish. Be a pornstar, she is!). Have fun boys
Thanks for the detailed review. I was in the same boat as you. Her pics are something, but as you said, they are outdated and it is hard to neglect all the less than favorable reviews. On the possitive side, it's only good from here. Lol
Another swell time with Zoe. Comms was good and on point but I am a last minute guy so usually anything within 2h works for me. Where can you go wrong? She is tall and gorgeous and better than pics. Was spotless clean when I entered with porn playing on big screen. Quick shower then on to the main attraction. You just can’t go wrong for what she does. Clean, wet and 69 with CIM. I don’t know how you can beat this honestly as she is gorgeous with a natural killer body. I was done in about 17 minutes which was fine with me as I do know she doesn’t like you to linger. Although not as intense as my earlier sessions with her this one was calm and normal and the pace allowed me to appreciate her.
I think a lot of disappointment can be avoided if you lower your expectations. She is not GFE by a long shot. Think of her as a FWB and you should be good to go. Just two friends getting together to let off steam. Wham bam thank you mam.
Thanks for sharing. Personally, I prefer detailed reviews like yours.
Over time, I’ve noticed feedback that wasn’t written like a cheap novella is quite often the most accurate.
Yeah some guys on here think they're poets and like to overexaggerate their conquests. I always take those reviews with a grain of salt.
"There once was a man from Nantucket.... "
HB69......was here!?!?
For those looking for a more recent update
I had the pleasure of seeing this beauty today, and she did not disappoint!
Communication was fast and easy, very clear with location and time.
I showed up 5 min early and texted I was here, quick response and was given the room number and told to come on up.
Room was clean, not cluttered very welcoming.
She greeted with a huge smile, followed by a hug and kiss.
Chatted for a bit first and then down to business.
She is very responsive receiving and very energetic giving.
Menu is very open as most have said.
Would repeat for sure, if our times align again.
Thanks for a great start to my morning
I had the pleasure of seeing this beauty today, and she did not disappoint!
Communication was fast and easy, very clear with location and time.
I showed up 5 min early and texted I was here, quick response and was given the room number and told to come on up.
Room was clean, not cluttered very welcoming.
She greeted with a huge smile, followed by a hug and kiss.
Chatted for a bit first and then down to business.
She is very responsive receiving and very energetic giving.
Menu is very open as most have said.
Would repeat for sure, if our times align again.
Thanks for a great start to my morning
