Your Most Taboo Fuck
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So far no one seems to have bragged about having fucked his mother-in-law
or daughter-in-law. So at least you can trust your son-in-law and father-in-law if
not your buddies, siblings, colleagues and neighbors. Even folks on Terb do have
some basic morals and ethics.
Used to bartend at a resort bar. Funny how women/girls on vacation often leave their morals at home....anyhow...two couples and another girl from Iowa were staying for a couple weeks. I fell in instant lust with the one by herself...being the bartender made sure she was well "lubricated" and chatted her up. Shut the bar down went to an afterparty at one of the staff residenses with the other bartender (who happened to be my gfs dad). Made out like crazy while everyone was hanging out. gfs dad was litterally 10 feet away. Anyhow went for a stroll and she told me that she was getting married in 2 weeks and wanted "one last fuck" before tying the knot. Was a great night but a bit awkward at the gfs dinner table the next day with her dad there. Funny thing....he never ever mentioned it. I think he was living vicariously.
Had a crush on my buddys super hot gf during high school. I graduated and went to university. Buddy tells me that his gf is coming to the same school as me and wants me to keep an eye on her etc. Long story short after a night of bar hopping with other friends her and I hooked up at dorm....this continued for a few years while she was seeing him and I had a steady gf back home. She left such a great impression on me I named my first born after her....true story.
Lots of college and university stories and bartending in the summers was a blast....but have to now focus on work....
Had a crush on my buddys super hot gf during high school. I graduated and went to university. Buddy tells me that his gf is coming to the same school as me and wants me to keep an eye on her etc. Long story short after a night of bar hopping with other friends her and I hooked up at dorm....this continued for a few years while she was seeing him and I had a steady gf back home. She left such a great impression on me I named my first born after her....true story.
Lots of college and university stories and bartending in the summers was a blast....but have to now focus on work....
What do you mean by "underage"? If you weren't in a "position of authority" (i.e. teacher, boss, etc.) and you didn't pay them, the age of consent was 14 (since raised to 16).
So how do you know they were under age if you couldn't tell before the deed ? If I meet and fuck girls I met in a bar - I'm not going to check their ID before, during or after. I figure all age questions were answered when they entered the bar.
Aww, what the hell. I'm normally really quiet. I'll share:
- When I was 17, one of my best friend's mother gave me a hand job. I forget why I was staying over on the weekend, but she walked in on me jerking it in the bathroom (teen hormones lead to some awkward moments). She finished me off and asked me not to say anything. She said "you just looked so darn frustrated, I wanted to help". We never talked about it again, even at various weddings and family events.
- My assistant. For 5 years we never said or done anything remotely inappropriate to each other. We've been drunk 100's of times before on business trips, nothing happened. She had access to all my calendar and email info. When I was going through my divorce and I guess I didn't care about work vs permanent email, she must have read all the drama between my ex and I, plus all the conversations with the skirts I was chasing. The last week before I left the firm she suggested she come on the last trip, we spent a week in Chicago together locked in a hotel room. I went to 1 meeting that week. Never spoke about it again except one drunken new years eve phone call.
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- When I was 17, one of my best friend's mother gave me a hand job. I forget why I was staying over on the weekend, but she walked in on me jerking it in the bathroom (teen hormones lead to some awkward moments). She finished me off and asked me not to say anything. She said "you just looked so darn frustrated, I wanted to help". We never talked about it again, even at various weddings and family events.
- My assistant. For 5 years we never said or done anything remotely inappropriate to each other. We've been drunk 100's of times before on business trips, nothing happened. She had access to all my calendar and email info. When I was going through my divorce and I guess I didn't care about work vs permanent email, she must have read all the drama between my ex and I, plus all the conversations with the skirts I was chasing. The last week before I left the firm she suggested she come on the last trip, we spent a week in Chicago together locked in a hotel room. I went to 1 meeting that week. Never spoke about it again except one drunken new years eve phone call.
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I would try and pursue her again after all these years and try and get some alone time with her and talk about it and bring up the fact that you now wanna return the favour.
I came twice reading this thinking of my sexy aunt doing this to me. One day....hoping one day.
terb needs a like button. this is a great thread!
I almost did the sister-in-law thing, but put on the brakes... though, I fucked a gf's friend when she lived with us for a bit. Other than that, I did the odd dancer at CA.
I almost did the sister-in-law thing, but put on the brakes... though, I fucked a gf's friend when she lived with us for a bit. Other than that, I did the odd dancer at CA.
An MPA told me about a client who would call his wife at the finish. Every time. He'd talk about groceries, walking the dog, weekend plans, etc....all while blowing his load with a hottie working his cock.
Okay, then they were't technically underage.
I found out their ages the next day and yes I was surprised.
