I fucked my cousin, no bs, my mom's sister's daughter. We were havinga party while folks were at cottage, it was 4 in the morning, the girl i wanted to nail passed out and the guy she wanted to get with passed out, so we were alone in the kitchen drinnking away and we kept commenting on how it sucked that we were the only 2 left awake and it was too bad we were cousins. next thing i remember we were fucking on the kitchen floor. Went on for quite a while do to being hammered. In the end I came all over her perfect small little tits. She was 18 and i was 17 at the time.
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A best friend of my Mum, the wonderful Betty (42). This was in Wimbledon. I was 17 or 18 at the time, but had a little boy crush on her since I was 8 years old. She was funny, vivaveous and very attractive. Even as an 8 year old, she would stop me on the street to talk to me, and we always made each other laugh. I would always rush to carry her grocery bag if I saw her walking down the street. The years went by and one night her asshole drunk husband was slapping her around right outside their house, so I intervened, bloodied his nose, and made sure he left for the night.
A couple of days later Betty phoned and asked me for lunch as a thank you. Somehow, over lunch, "that" magic connection moment happened. I had my own little flat in Chelsea at the time (was in pro sports so I could afford it) and we spent lots of wonderful moments in my flat together for about 3 months. Until my Mum found out about it. It seemed that everyone in Chelsea and Wimbledon knew about it before my wonderful Mum. But when she did find out, I saw a side of Mum that I never knew existed. I was visiting the family home, sitting in the kitchen, innocently waiting for Mum to come home from shopping. As soon as she came in she swung a bag of groceries at my head, used a word that I had never heard pass her lips, picked up the broom and swung that at my head for good measure. I calculated that she had found out, because she usually gave me a hug and kiss and raced off to make tea and a sandwich.
I was given the option to be disowned or carry on with Betty. But it was a wonderful 3 months
And this was before the older woman thing started. Does this make me a pioneer?
A couple of days later Betty phoned and asked me for lunch as a thank you. Somehow, over lunch, "that" magic connection moment happened. I had my own little flat in Chelsea at the time (was in pro sports so I could afford it) and we spent lots of wonderful moments in my flat together for about 3 months. Until my Mum found out about it. It seemed that everyone in Chelsea and Wimbledon knew about it before my wonderful Mum. But when she did find out, I saw a side of Mum that I never knew existed. I was visiting the family home, sitting in the kitchen, innocently waiting for Mum to come home from shopping. As soon as she came in she swung a bag of groceries at my head, used a word that I had never heard pass her lips, picked up the broom and swung that at my head for good measure. I calculated that she had found out, because she usually gave me a hug and kiss and raced off to make tea and a sandwich.
I was given the option to be disowned or carry on with Betty. But it was a wonderful 3 months
And this was before the older woman thing started. Does this make me a pioneer?
Spent a few summers working as a wedding photographer back in my late 20's and had mentored with an older professional who told me all the stories about the " horny bridesmaids". I had found a few and seen them after the event as dates. The shocker was one of them told her sister so a week or so later when I deliveried the bridal photos and album to the house I was met by he sister, yup she was the bride I had photographed the week before. It was was oh so wrong but oh so right. We spent the afternoon together and upon leaving, she paid me, not for the sex of course but for the photos. I never tried to contact her after of course but heard she divorced only 3 months later.
I didn't get to fuck my cousin, hot neighbourhood milf or landlord (these are great posts) But I did fuck my friend's wife while he was fucking mine in the next bed. To this day I still get a slight, secret smile and raised eyebrow from her but never re-indulged. Best New Year's ever.
My first wifes friend and coworker who was staying at our place. We had a Saturday night party and I drove one of our other friends home. He lived downtown and we were in Thornhill. Asked the wife to come so I would have company on the way home. She didn't want to go but offered up her friend. We drove buddy home then came back to the apt. In the parking garage we started kissing and groping each other. Went up to the apt and my wife was asleep. We got naked and I sucked her, and fucked her on the livingroom sofa. The marrage was kinda rocky anyway so I didn't care. I can still remember that to this day and it was in 1975.
It just might have made you a father of a child with pointy ears who enjoyed playing the banjo.A best friend of my Mum, the wonderful Betty (42). This was in Wimbledon. I was 17 or 18 at the time, but had a little boy crush on her since I was 8 years old. She was funny, vivaveous and very attractive. Even as an 8 year old, she would stop me on the street to talk to me, and we always made each other laugh. I would always rush to carry her grocery bag if I saw her walking down the street. The years went by and one night her asshole drunk husband was slapping her around right outside their house, so I intervened, bloodied his nose, and made sure he left for the night.
A couple of days later Betty phoned and asked me for lunch as a thank you. Somehow, over lunch, "that" magic connection moment happened. I had my own little flat in Chelsea at the time (was in pro sports so I could afford it) and we spent lots of wonderful moments in my flat together for about 3 months. Until my Mum found out about it. It seemed that everyone in Chelsea and Wimbledon knew about it before my wonderful Mum. But when she did find out, I saw a side of Mum that I never knew existed. I was visiting the family home, sitting in the kitchen, innocently waiting for Mum to come home from shopping. As soon as she came in she swung a bag of groceries at my head, used a word that I had never heard pass her lips, picked up the broom and swung that at my head for good measure. I calculated that she had found out, because she usually gave me a hug and kiss and raced off to make tea and a sandwich.
I was given the option to be disowned or carry on with Betty. But it was a wonderful 3 months
And this was before the older woman thing started. Does this make me a pioneer?
My "Deliverance" would be that banjo playing is not hereditary. I cannot pluck a string to save my life.
This is the funniest fucking thread I've read in a long time...you fucking people are degenerates...but damn, you've got good stories! :Eek:
I guess fun and games in a washroom on a flight to Sydney with a man 30 years older than I does not count?
This is a good thread!
Never broken the bro code although there have been plenty of opportunities, glad I have never succumbed.
Shagged one of my university profs. I was handing in a paper late, pushed the paper under her door and in slid back out..? I pushed it in again and when it slid back out a second time I knew I was caught. She opened the door, brow beat me for being late then offered me a ride home. It was was around 9:00 and my house-mates were out, no lights on - she invites herself in, offered her a beer and she jumped me. She was actually quite hot, around 40 and had huge nuts. I didn't really want to shag her but my buddies did so it was really for the team. It was my last year and she dropped by a few more times when she saw my room light on. She'd through snow balls at the window and I'd sneak her in. She was certain I would be cool about it and never spread it around. Never did until a few years ago.
Also banged 2 bridesmaids the night before a wedding in which I was the Best Man. That was kind of weird because the bride is real prude but her buddies were total maniacs who had certainly been the rodeo before. One was short blond and had loads of curves, the other was tall, dark haired and slim - I love variety! My buddy freaked when he found out about 5 months later. I had about 30 min sleep and was a mess when I finally got to bed the night of the wedding.
There are a few more but we'll stick with these.
Enjoyed the stories!
Putter
Never broken the bro code although there have been plenty of opportunities, glad I have never succumbed.
Shagged one of my university profs. I was handing in a paper late, pushed the paper under her door and in slid back out..? I pushed it in again and when it slid back out a second time I knew I was caught. She opened the door, brow beat me for being late then offered me a ride home. It was was around 9:00 and my house-mates were out, no lights on - she invites herself in, offered her a beer and she jumped me. She was actually quite hot, around 40 and had huge nuts. I didn't really want to shag her but my buddies did so it was really for the team. It was my last year and she dropped by a few more times when she saw my room light on. She'd through snow balls at the window and I'd sneak her in. She was certain I would be cool about it and never spread it around. Never did until a few years ago.
Also banged 2 bridesmaids the night before a wedding in which I was the Best Man. That was kind of weird because the bride is real prude but her buddies were total maniacs who had certainly been the rodeo before. One was short blond and had loads of curves, the other was tall, dark haired and slim - I love variety! My buddy freaked when he found out about 5 months later. I had about 30 min sleep and was a mess when I finally got to bed the night of the wedding.
There are a few more but we'll stick with these.
Enjoyed the stories!
Putter
My ex gf's younger sister by 5 years. My gf was living with me at the time, her sister came to visit for the weekend from out of town. Her sister looks a lot like with the exception of very large naturals, to my ex's b cups. Long story short, I ended up banging her while my gf was at work. we only did it the one time, it wasn't even that good but she did let me call her by her sisters name while i went to town on her.
NOt quite a taboo experience, but I was dating a girl, and she told me that 'tonight's the night, so get some protection".... went to the pharmacy, got the protection,
went for dinner at her parents house with mom and dad...
afterwards, she said.." I didn't realize you are so shy"... and I told her " I didn't realize your dad was a pharmacist"
sadness
went for dinner at her parents house with mom and dad...
afterwards, she said.." I didn't realize you are so shy"... and I told her " I didn't realize your dad was a pharmacist"
sadness
I fucked my girlfriend in my father-in-law's bed while my first wife was at the hospital making the decision whether or not to take him off life-support.
In my own defense I just thought he was sick and and didn't realize he had taken a sudden turn. When girlfriend found out she dumped me 'cuz apparently fucking a married guy was okay but fucking a married guy in his dying father in-law's bed is sick. Who knew?
Wife and I eventually packed it in as a result of a threesome with her best-friend that was supposed to be cool but eventually wasn't.
Second marriage, SPs only. Less drama.
In my own defense I just thought he was sick and and didn't realize he had taken a sudden turn. When girlfriend found out she dumped me 'cuz apparently fucking a married guy was okay but fucking a married guy in his dying father in-law's bed is sick. Who knew?
Wife and I eventually packed it in as a result of a threesome with her best-friend that was supposed to be cool but eventually wasn't.
Second marriage, SPs only. Less drama.
