Funniest story EVER from tonight
I was walking along the sidewalk minding my own business
I spot a family (assumption) featuring a woman, a man, and a child (12ish?)
Woman decides I am getting too close to them and JUMPS off the sidewalk INTO TRAFFIC pulling her child with her!
(Pickup truck slams on brakes and honks her)
She starts passive-aggressively cursing me out (and I admit am confused at first)
Until finally says "you know other people need to use the sidewalk too!"
After I get done cracking up I tell her jumping away from someone who might have covid into the street of oncoming traffic is pretty stupid and her "cure" for social distancing is far worse than getting close to me
The guy starts to step up but gets frightened off of the covid bogeyman and all 3 of them stand on curb and watch me walk away shaking my head and laughing
True story (its too stupid for me to have possibly made it up)
People are so terrified of the covid virus and think social distancing is so important they would rather meet a vehicle than another human being
These cures are worse than the virus but provide quite the amusement to those of us living normally
I was walking along the sidewalk minding my own business
I spot a family (assumption) featuring a woman, a man, and a child (12ish?)
Woman decides I am getting too close to them and JUMPS off the sidewalk INTO TRAFFIC pulling her child with her!
(Pickup truck slams on brakes and honks her)
She starts passive-aggressively cursing me out (and I admit am confused at first)
Until finally says "you know other people need to use the sidewalk too!"
After I get done cracking up I tell her jumping away from someone who might have covid into the street of oncoming traffic is pretty stupid and her "cure" for social distancing is far worse than getting close to me
The guy starts to step up but gets frightened off of the covid bogeyman and all 3 of them stand on curb and watch me walk away shaking my head and laughing
True story (its too stupid for me to have possibly made it up)
People are so terrified of the covid virus and think social distancing is so important they would rather meet a vehicle than another human being
These cures are worse than the virus but provide quite the amusement to those of us living normally
