This Ford fan’s tired of all the old put downs:
FORD
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
First On Recall Day
First On Road to Dump
Fork Over Repair Dough
So take this you non-Forders:
ACURA:
Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
AUDI:
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW:
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
CADILLAC:
Company Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After Collisions
CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
CHRYSLER:
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
DODGE:
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
PONTIAC
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
SAAB:
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
SUBARU
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TOYOTA
The One You Ought To Avoid
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Virtually Worthless
And my personal favourite!!!!
FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It Again, Tony!
FORD
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
First On Recall Day
First On Road to Dump
Fork Over Repair Dough
So take this you non-Forders:
ACURA:
Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
AUDI:
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW:
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
CADILLAC:
Company Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After Collisions
CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
CHRYSLER:
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
DODGE:
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
PONTIAC
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
SAAB:
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
SUBARU
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TOYOTA
The One You Ought To Avoid
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Virtually Worthless
And my personal favourite!!!!
FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It Again, Tony!
