You know you're a typical guy when....

[tboy]

Feel free to post your own end of the sentence.

For me:

You know you're a typical guy when....

you buy a new 3.5 hp shop vac and are all anxious to get home and try it out.....

(man, I need a life lol)

 

[papasmerf]

............chips and pizza make a good breakfast

 

[frankcastle]

When presented with a TV remote you learn the in's and out's ASAP.

 

[BuckN77]

When it doesn't matter if your socks match just as long as there is no holes in them

 

[papasmerf]

Socks?

 

[stinkynuts]

When you only brush your teeth every two weeks or before a date.

 

[BuckN77]

When you only brush your teeth every two weeks or before a date.

Brush?

 

[Berlin]

... when you know the 4 B's will always make you happy.

Big car

Big tits

Big ass TV

and

Beer

 

[Pedro Sanchez]

you buy a new 3.5 hp shop vac and are all anxious to get home and try it out.....

Did you put your pecker in it?

 

[blitz]

You know you're a guy when...

...you show your new lawn mower to Pedro, and don't call 911

 

[LancsLad]

.... you know you're in the dog house for something, you just can't remember why.

 

[blitz]

.... you know you're in the dog house for something, you just can't remember why.

Whipped!

You know you're a guy if you don't give a hoot if it's the dog house, her house, that other chick's house, the cottage or a hotel.

Single.
And likely to stay that way.

 

[LancsLad]

Whipped!

You know you're a guy if you don't give a hoot if it's the dog house, her house, that other chick's house, the cottage or a hotel.

Single.
And likely to stay that way.

I didn't say I let it bother me. But if a snappy single guy considers that whipped who am I to argue. Yes dear, I'll try to be nice in my response, no dear I won't put him on the list. Okay dear , I know I've said enough.

 

[blitz]

lol, a guy does what a guy has to do

 

[bobistheowl]

You know you're a guy when...

You do laundry when all of your underwear is dirty. There's always one more day left in one of the shirts.

 

[onecooldude]

You know you are a typical guy when....

you are horny all the time. Lol!

 

[goodtime]

For me:

You know you're a typical guy when....

you buy a new 3.5 hp shop vac and are all anxious to get home and try it out.....

(man, I need a life lol)

Ditto. Going thru Canadian Tire flyers are highlights of my weekend.

 

[WhaWhaWha]

You eat Mac n Cheese from the pot, and chinese food from the container - but still have a sinkfull of dishes at the end of the week.

 

[nominis]

... the opening of a new Lee Valley store downtown gives you a woody !

 

[tboy]

... the opening of a new Lee Valley store downtown gives you a woody !

Yup, been waiting for that....

Now all we need is a busy bee and we're good to go!