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You know you're a real TERBite when...

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happygrump

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  • You trust All Bi Sherry's movie reviews over reviews in the paper;
  • You re-load the TERB main page just so you can see if there's a new banner ad;
  • You check the bottom of the bulletin page to see who else is online at the same time you are;
  • You look at the active user names and think to yourself, "Damn, that's a good name! I wish I'd thought of that!";
  • You haven't read the FAQ page because you think you can manage without it;
  • When you find out you can't, you read the FAQ and then realize you could have figured it out by yourself anyway;
  • You keep a box of kleenex and a bottle of Lubriderm by your keyboard;
  • You've PM'd a dancer, MP or SP at least once, uninvited, just to say hello and that you like her picture;
  • You've personally met at least one dancer, MP or SP that you met through this board;
  • When you get your paycheque, you look at the "Deductions" section and figure out how many SP sessions that could have purchased;
  • You ALWAYS, ALWAYS check the reviews before making a call to an SP;
  • You want underwear that has your user name and TERBITE printed on it;
  • You'd like the underwear knitted for you personally by Goober's mom;
  • You can't help suppress a chuckle when you see "Full Service" outside a gas station, or "timed release" on an ad for cold medication...
 
You accidently use "cum" for come in the letters and reports you write.

G's B.
 
You find yourself saying IMHO when having a verbal conversation with someone.
 
You go to your day spa and giggle when you see facials listed.
 
  • when Goober starts knocking on your door;
  • when Wrong Hole PM's you erotic poetry;
 
Here's a question I have for you all:

Have you ever overheard someone refer to TERB outside of your own circle of friends and outside of the usual places you might hear it (ie strip club, MP)?

Like "I was on TERB the other day..." and they look over each shoulder to see if anyone's looking.

I never have, and that surprises me. It's so big, but only quietly in our minds, but never in the street. :)
 
When someone you don't know says "Hi!" and you immediately respond with ... "I'm female, but I'm not a SP and don't live in Toronto!"


Or is that when you realize that you're in ERChat too much????
 
I often wonder now when I see men drive past me if it is because they know who/what I am that they smile or if it is just a smile because they are looking at what I am wearing???
 
happygrump said:
  • You trust All Bi Sherry's movie reviews over reviews in the paper;
  • You re-load the TERB main page just so you can see if there's a new banner ad;
  • You check the bottom of the bulletin page to see who else is online at the same time you are;
  • You look at the active user names and think to yourself, "Damn, that's a good name! I wish I'd thought of that!";
  • You haven't read the FAQ page because you think you can manage without it;
  • When you find out you can't, you read the FAQ and then realize you could have figured it out by yourself anyway;
  • You keep a box of kleenex and a bottle of Lubriderm by your keyboard;
  • You've PM'd a dancer, MP or SP at least once, uninvited, just to say hello and that you like her picture;
  • You've personally met at least one dancer, MP or SP that you met through this board;
  • When you get your paycheque, you look at the "Deductions" section and figure out how many SP sessions that could have purchased;
  • You ALWAYS, ALWAYS check the reviews before making a call to an SP;
  • You want underwear that has your user name and TERBITE printed on it;
  • You'd like the underwear knitted for you personally by Goober's mom;
  • You can't help suppress a chuckle when you see "Full Service" outside a gas station, or "timed release" on an ad for cold medication...
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lol love that all bi sherry bit she does see a lot of movies some reviews i agree with some im not sure lol
 
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