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rgkv

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But this I love..
My daughter is bring HER GRANDCHILD over to meet me.....:thumb:
 

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You start to worry about skid marks staining your cotton.

When you don't find grumpy old men funny.

When you start picking on peoples grammar and spelling and add little value to the discussion at hand.

You still have pictures of Marilyn Monroe hiding around your house.

When you get up and your screeching bones wake up the neighbors dog.

#oldpeopleproblems
 

Mr Bret

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When your MPA's parents are younger than you, and she's a reasonable age.
 

rgkv

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There are also benefits to age..
When I was in my teens only teens looked good to me
In my 20's and 30's only up to 25 looked good
In my 40''s...well I opened up a bit and all the way to 40 even a few 45's
NOW THOUGH!!!! they all look good...:amen:
 

Ceiling Cat

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You know you are old when you remember when you use to go to your friends house at watch his old Electrohome set.
 

rgkv

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How many remember the sirens going off and turning all lights in the house off so we could not be spotted to drop bombs on
 

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How many remember the sirens going off and turning all lights in the house off so we could not be spotted to drop bombs on
I do, but I'm only 35 :confused:

Now looks like my neighbors turn the lights on so the families don't drop unexpected bomb visits on them. The are like really old, like in their 60s, does this still count.
 

rgkv

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I do, but I'm only 35 :confused:

Now looks like my neighbors turn the lights on so the families don't drop unexpected bomb visits on them. The are like really old, like in their 60s, does this still count.
I am surprised you can remember sirens... I remember them in the 1950's...and not much past then... "really old, like in their 60's"...{shit}
 

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I am surprised you can remember sirens... I remember them in the 1950's...and not much past then... "really old, like in their 60's"...{shit}
I still get the shakes and that cold feeling up the spine when I hear it now somewhere like a fire station practice or an event or when the thunder is really loud. Although I experienced it overseas in the 90s. Something I can never forget.
 

notthemama

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On the road with Willy
I remember hiding under my desk at school practicing for when the big one came.
I consider oatmeal with fruit a viable dinner option.
New years eve I was tucked in and asleep by 10.
I remember replacing points and tuning the carb. on my car.
I the original Tiny Talent Time and thinking those little kids are cute.
I remember when Raquel Welch, Charlie's Angels and a whole bunch of others were young hotties and not geriatric seniors.
Burt Reynolds was the action star in movies.
Catalytic converters were something you removed from your car so you could run regular leaded gas.
I even remember when the mothers of the SPs I'm diddling now were jail bait.
Man do I feel old.:D
 

clules

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You know you're old when your brother's kids start talking about what their smartphones can do and you tell them about the 1st Sony Walkman you bought in 1979 for $600
 

trm

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You know you are old when your kids get laid more often than you do.
 
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