Top 10: Things Not To Say During Love-Making
10. "Do you have a magazine or something that I could use to get in the mood?"
9. "What would Dr. Phil do?"
8. "Don't worry about that bump - it's just a rash."
7. "I think the water bed leaking... Oh, this isn't a water bed?"
6. "Don't worry about the dog... he just loves to watch."
5. "There's something I need to tell you... but I think it can wait until we're on The Jerry Springer show."
4. "I do want to make love honey, but everything is just so brand new since the operation."
3. "I think I may have gotten the Vicks VapoRub mixed up with the Petroleum jelly."
2. "Let me ask you a question - Did you have tuna fish for lunch?"
1. "I don't care what I thought before - you're twice as good as your sister."
10. "Do you have a magazine or something that I could use to get in the mood?"
9. "What would Dr. Phil do?"
8. "Don't worry about that bump - it's just a rash."
7. "I think the water bed leaking... Oh, this isn't a water bed?"
6. "Don't worry about the dog... he just loves to watch."
5. "There's something I need to tell you... but I think it can wait until we're on The Jerry Springer show."
4. "I do want to make love honey, but everything is just so brand new since the operation."
3. "I think I may have gotten the Vicks VapoRub mixed up with the Petroleum jelly."
2. "Let me ask you a question - Did you have tuna fish for lunch?"
1. "I don't care what I thought before - you're twice as good as your sister."
