You Can Tap It or Stick it In

[bob4430]

At a store yesterday. Hot girl at the cash. While waiting my mind was focused on what it would be like to be naked with her. After putting my stuff on the counter she says "you can tap it or stick it in". For a second I thought I was in heaven....until I realized she was referring to my credit card.

Any similar stories or good comeback lines?

 

[HAMSTER INSPECTOR]

So she wanted you to work your short and stubby for her and you wanted to work your short and stubby for her, but you two were thinking about something completely different.

 

[whollycheeses]

At a store yesterday. Hot girl at the cash. While waiting my mind was focused on what it would be like to be naked with her. After putting my stuff on the counter she says "you can tap it or stick it in". For a second I thought I was in heaven....until I realized she was referring to my credit card.

Any similar stories or good comeback lines?

Just laugh and say "I appreciate the offer, but I just want to pay for my items". Depending on her sense of humour, you might end up with a date.

 

[corrie fan]

Just laugh and say "I appreciate the offer, but I just want to pay for my items". Depending on her sense of humour, you might end up with a date.

Or a slap in the face :biggrin:

 

[corrie fan]

One day the power was off at the local hardware store. Unlike most stores when this happens they remain open. I went in to get some roofing screws. One of the clerks is a beautiful redhead who I have had a bit of a crush on for some time. She asked me what I needed and said,"I need to ESCORT you to the back with the flashlight." Quite a few things went through my mind when I heard that.

 

[frankcastle]

Do you like it hard or soft (tacos)?