But you only steal things to lightly inconvenience your victims. What do you steal?
Mmmmm...toothbrush? Remote control batteries...
Mmmmm...toothbrush? Remote control batteries...
You are a burglar...
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Condoms
Vibrater
Coffee filters
Remote control
Phone charger
Bong
Vibrater
Coffee filters
Remote control
Phone charger
Bong
Oh you are cruel!!!But you only steal things to lightly inconvenience your victims. What do you steal?
Mmmmm...toothbrush? Remote control batteries...
Packets of soya sauce and hot sauce left over from a Chinese food delivery.
One from each pair of socks.
Bumfights DVD.
One from each pair of socks.
Bumfights DVD.
One button from each shirt they own. Sometimes the second button, sometime the third, fourth, etc.
I know a guy whose ex-wife did this to him. Drove him fuckin crazy. Still had the good nature to later admit she got him good.
I know a guy whose ex-wife did this to him. Drove him fuckin crazy. Still had the good nature to later admit she got him good.
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Bumfights DVD?!?
Fucking asshole! Bring them back, no questions asked. Or else… meet me behind the dumpster of your choice!!
The plunger. You won’t know when I was there to steal but you will find out that it is gone in the most inopportune time
A picture of the list of people they slept with. Just in case we both slept with same person.
If so , just admire the statically formula of life.
If so , just admire the statically formula of life.
Ease up on the red meat and Bran Buds and you won’t need a plunger!
Cell phone ( if they are asleep)
Google home
Router/modem
Coffee maker
Google home
Router/modem
Coffee maker
One shoe - say all the left foot shoes
All the underwear
If it is your house Amanda, I'm stealing all the condoms much to the chagrin of many TERB folk.
All the underwear
If it is your house Amanda, I'm stealing all the condoms much to the chagrin of many TERB folk.
You can't steal my tongue so I think Terb members should be fineOne shoe - say all the left foot shoes
All the underwear
If it is your house Amanda, I'm stealing all the condoms much to the chagrin of many TERB folk.
I think there was an actual serial killer that started with burglary. He would steal things in one house and leave them in their next victim’s house confusing everyone.
Sometimes random things like a single sock or just one earring.
Sometimes random things like a single sock or just one earring.
I took this out of a meme on Twitter but after research you are right. It was Gary Evans.
Col. Russell Williams before he killed two women would break into homes and steal women's underwear. One of his break in victims that lived on her ancestral family farm returned home with a friend to discover that her house had been broken into. Her friend suggested that she call the police but she did not discover anything missing. Her friend told her to come and stay over at her place that night. The next day when they returned to the house the computer was turned on and this message was on the screen ; " You should have called the police ". The colonel was in the house when the two women were there. She later discovered that all her underwear and sex toys were taken.
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David Williams, by day, was a decorated Colonel in the Canadian Military Forces. But, at night, his twisted perversions for panties and murder came alive
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An interesting movie plot would be about detectives searching for a serial killer who leaves some physical evidence, (ie: DNA, blood, hair, etc.) of the NEXT intended victim at the scene of each crime. It would take at least the first three acts of the story arc for the lead detective to make the connection, because there would be no connection between that physical evidence and the current investigation. When the pattern is noticed, however, there's still a big problem in matching the physical evidence to a person as yet unrelated to any of the previous victims, but a good movie cop should be able to do it about nine minutes before the movie ends.
