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39ajaxmale

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It`s a common acronym used by many who SP`s advertise, have websites and it`s DEFINATLY practiced by about every SP I`ve ever run into. What does this mean to you?

The reason I ask is this: In the past few weeks, I`ve heard horror stories from SP`s regarding the condition of the men that come in and see them. People from this board, that you`d think would understand the concept. There`s been threads on hygiene, like.. seriously? There`s been threads on Manscaping, not that I keep my condition poorly, but I actually learned from it - No shaved balls, no BLS... who knew?! I`ve never once seen that in an ad, BLS YMMV (shaved only!). Thank you girls for letting me know, I will ALWAYS shave the day of a session.

Earlier this week I went to see a girl I`ve seen before. She was in a hotel and the room STANK. Now, I knew it wasn`t her, and she was completely embarassed about the situation, she was spraying perfume around the room and had the windows open all the way to get the stench out. I came to find out the client before me had pretty bad BO. The girl explained that if I thought it was bad, 20 minutes after he had left, imagine what it was like when he was there. She said she almost threw up. She said she offered him a shower, and he said he was in a `hurry`.

I`ve seen threads on guys who have complained, the service was bad. She wouldn`t do.. type-stuff. Whenever I read something like that.. I think to myself, was it the girl.. or was it just that this guy`s mileage didn`t go far. Maybe he needed a tune up? I`ve also seen a number of posts by obvious misogynists, that clearly don`t respect the ladies in this business. They need their engine rebuilt.

I`ve heard of the `blue boards` - do the ladies have a review system for clients on there? A list of guys whose mileage is lacking, maybe because of a flat tire or two?

The reason I am asking most of all, is that I recently read a review by Curious68 here and all I could think to myself was.. damn, this guy has it going on. I don`t think I`ll experience what he did in that week, in my entire life. I don`t know him, never met, maybe he`s a handsome guy.. and the ladies love him, maybe he`s a billionaire and can just afford to have better nights than I can.. or maybe he is just a great guy, treats the ladies WELL and his mileage varied well beyond what most of ours would.
 
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An important thing with SPs with extensive menus is building rapport.

You cannot just walk in all serious, take a shower and jump on the bed. Crack a joke or two, it goes a long way with civilians. It will certainly go a long way with SPs. I have one other secret to getting the good side of YMMV, but I'll keep that one to myself. Lol. How interesting it is that you need to actually use seduction techniques on SPs when you're paying for it eh? Lol.

Just build rapport, start small talk. How hard does it have to be. Of course if she has a history of bad service, chances are no amount of personality will get you a good service.
 

massman

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Topic has been discussed extensively recently. Basically be polite, nice, gentle (unless asked to be oterwize;)) and cleeeeeen, and you will end up on the right side of the mileage bell curve. It is actually quite simple.
 

indian_guy482

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yea i agree wih u hygiene is important, both sp and client should be clean and that's how mileage improves, but can you post the name of the sp and agency or name of the indy sp that you went to see just to make sure you are not lieing or the OP and this post is total bullshit.
 

39ajaxmale

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post the name of the sp and agency or name of the indy sp or the OP and this post is total bullshit.
I'm sorry, what are you asking for? The name of the SP who had a stinky client? Why would I post her name, she didn't stink, and I'm sure she's not the only SP who has had a client with BO before. If you'd like I can ask her to PM you.. Can't be sure she will, but I can ask.

The post is what it is. A simple commentary on presenting oneself in a manner that would most benefit.. well themselves.

If it offends you and you think that me and my post are bullshit.. maybe there's a reason. Did I strike a chord with your personal experiences?
 

MissCroft

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One time when I was doing incall a client came in reeking of BO. I asked him to take a shower (pretty standard anyway) and when he came out he was wet but still stunk. There's a difference between jumping in the shower and actually showering. The room and bed smelled a bit after he left. I showered, changed the sheets, etc. but it lingered....

The next client arrived and by the look on his face I could tell he smelled it. I apologized and said it was from the previous client but I'm not so sure he believed me. :(
 

Ladyraven

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if they don't respect you enough to come smelling freshly clean or have a shower to get rid of say their work stink then they do not deserve to be seen...
I wont see anyone like that..
 

indian_guy482

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I'm sorry, what are you asking for? The name of the SP who had a stinky client? Why would I post her name, she didn't stink, and I'm sure she's not the only SP who has had a client with BO before. If you'd like I can ask her to PM you.. Can't be sure she will, but I can ask.

The post is what it is. A simple commentary on presenting oneself in a manner that would most benefit.. well themselves.

If it offends you and you think that me and my post are bullshit.. maybe there's a reason. Did I strike a chord with your personal experiences?
yup just to make sure u actually saw the sp and not making stuffs up, or at-least you can tell us if it was indy or agency girl, i don't think i have had any experience like this, most sps are usually happy to see me :)
 

39ajaxmale

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if they don't respect you enough to come smelling freshly clean or have a shower to get rid of say their work stink then they do not deserve to be seen...
I wont see anyone like that..
Do you worry they'll review you poorly? I mean, us men would never tell a lie in a post regarding the treatment of a lady, he'll say he just bathed in rosewater and even brushed his teeth, but you turned him away anyways. I mean, aren't you mostly powerless to reply? Damned if you do, damned if you don't situation?

Or do you just live on your reputation and hope people side with you that it's a one off and you probably had good reason?

Indian_guy, do you still want that girl's name, or have the previous few posts caused you to believe that this actually happens out there? I still don't understand what the girl I saw has to do with this. She was embarassed for the guy, almost apologetic. If it makes you happy though, I will say it was an Indy girl.
 

indian_guy482

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Do you worry they'll review you poorly? I mean, us men would never tell a lie in a post regarding the treatment of a lady, he'll say he just bathed in rosewater and even brushed his teeth, but you turned him away anyways. I mean, aren't you mostly powerless to reply? Damned if you do, damned if you don't situation?

Or do you just live on your reputation and hope people side with you that it's a one off and you probably had good reason?

Indian_guy, do you still want that girl's name, or have the previous few posts caused you to believe that this actually happens out there? I still don't understand what the girl I saw has to do with this. She was embarassed for the guy, almost apologetic. If it makes you happy though, I will say it was an Indy girl.
sure go ahead and pm me the name of the sp you saw and if she an indy or agency girl :)
 
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Topic has been discussed extensively recently. Basically be polite, nice, gentle (unless asked to be oterwize;)) and cleeeeeen, and you will end up on the right side of the mileage bell curve. It is actually quite simple.
Yeah, that'll sure knock em dead. Politeness goes a long way folks.
 
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....may be Indianguy482 sweats "curry"...heheheh!
That kind of racism is unnecessary. If I decided to make a curry dish, I will make sure that you will be apart of the main course. And what I mean by that is that I will invite you to a friendly gathering to a dinner party.
 

Kenny-sauga

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Its not racism patrickbateman. Its "generalizationism"....we all do it. Can't see the big deal to be so politically correct!

Thanks for the invite. I'll be sure to show up with a bottle of Vodka. We can work out the logistic of arranging blondes...and call it a Russian evening!! Will it still be called a racist evening :)

Off topic but interesting nonethelss. The youngest MP from Ontario, a Tamil by birth, Rathika (can't rememebr the exact name) is telling us that Canada's population is 9 million, and there are some 300K strong Tamils in Canada...She left me speechless. Seemingly she cares more for Tamils than the country that had made her an MP. Good God!! Objectivity, is it a thing of the past?
 
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Its not racism patrickbateman. Its "generalizationism"....we all do it. Can't see the big deal to be so politically correct!

Thanks for the invite. I'll be sure to show up with a bottle of Vodka. We can work out the logistic of arranging blondes...and call it a Russian evening!! Will it still be called a racist evening :)

Off topic but interesting nonethelss. The youngest MP from Ontario, a Tamil by birth, Rathika (can't rememebr the exact name) is telling us that Canada's population is 9 million, and there are some 300K strong Tamils in Canada...She left me speechless. Seemingly she cares more for Tamils than the country that had made her an MP. Good God!! Objectivity, is it a thing of the past?
Hahahaha... You crack me up Kenny.
 

legmann

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The flip side is that, for some SPs, 'ymmv' is just an out, or a means to (sometimes arbitrarily) avoid providing services she has explicitly advertised or at least provide such services very inconsistently.
 
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Over the years I have crossed paths with men who were in desperate need of a shower and those that refused the offer of a wash up properly that had their mileage reduced immensely. Why let the water kiss your manly bits without a bit of soap? The only other thing that will affect my mileage is a bad attitude. I will take a sweaty man with a wonderful disposition over a metrosexual who thinks his shit doesn't stink any day. My motto is "There isn't a game I won't play, just people I won't play them with.".

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