In my long life, I have thankfully avoided all interactions with the courts, except for pleading guilt to a speeding ticket and a couple of divorces, when I did not have to appear in person.
Danny, I figure if I fucked the queen and ate her out, I'd almost certainly get an appointment to the Court of Appeal. Then you'd have to address me as "Your Lordship" .
The remote prospect of appearing in front of you as presiding judge has given me even more resolve in keeping out of the courts, Your Lordship.