What should I expect at an MP like Ambition?
Ambition is a long way from Kingston but hey...
You should expect
heaven....seriously though, here is a cut/paste instruction guide...
There are two fees, the Door Fee and the Room Fee.
The Door Fee is $40 per 1/2 hour. 1 hour is $80, 90 minutes is $120 and so on. This goes to the owner. She's so nice, so worth it.
The Room Fee that goes to the woman is generally $80 per 1/2 hour. 1 hour is $160, 90 minutes is $240 and so on. So, your total spend will be $120 per 1/2 hour increment.
The $80 Room Fee per 1/2 hour will get you a back massage, front massage, and you'll leave happy. $100 will give more enthusiasm ("do you work out? ohhh...I can tell, you're SO handsome") but
not 'different services'.
You can piss the girl off by negotiating a lower fee, they'll agree but you'll get shit service. I don't blame them & I don't recommend that approach. For kicks & giggles I did that once - ok, maybe a few times - not fun.
Ambition isn't a "high mileage" place so asking for extras will likely
get you no-where as you're just some guy off the street. This is not Toronto, they make good $ as it is so no real incentive to do so.
I suggest phone ahead to make an appointment as they're getting pretty busy. Except for the ages, descriptions are accurate. If you show up without an appointment, you can ask to see the Attendants first. However, feel confident in asking for whoever. I sometimes let the Front Desk pick for me. The baseline service there is pretty darn good from any the women who have been there for awhile. The owner quickly wacks any woman that doesn't meet the baseline. If the woman answering the front door is a very astonishing good looking older but-could-easily-pass-for-early-20s wonderfully nice woman with long, lustrous blonde hair and a great smile...that's the owner. Be very polite. Or else. Don't go there.
Shower, clean & cut your nails, clean your ass & brush your teeth, mouth wash before you go. This is the #1 complaint from the women. While a few don't care, if you don't do this or if you stink, too much cologne etc.. and your session will be shit with most women.
Better yet? Shave & dress nice, leave the F-150 at home, show some class.
Park in the 2-3 visitor spots in the SW corner near Ambition, the the 2-3 visitor spots in the SE corner of the lot, the signed visitor spots in the U-shape middle or the 3-4 other visitor spots around the NW & NE sides of the building. Park in the wrong spot & you'll get towed. The other businesses are a little pissed about losing their spots sometimes so they take action. Don't be that sucker.
Go in the door, a buzzer will sound, they'll open the inside door, ask if you have an appointment and if you do, they'll take you to one of the 3 rooms. It gets REALLY busy in the afternoon so don't be surprised if you wait for awhile. Ambition doesn't rush (good for you) which means they're sometimes a little behind (bad for you but great for me). I usually book in the mornings because of this so please wait until I'm 'finished'. No appointment? Good chance you'll wait up to 1/2 hour or you'll have to fuck off for an hour or so and come back. Or watch CP24 on the TV in the waiting room, listen to what fuck-up Trudeau has done now, make faces to the security camera or have conversations with every guy that comes into the waiting room. I love doing that. No idea why the other guys never have a conversation back.
Once in the room, give the Front Door woman your $. If you need $ change,
FOR FUCKS SAKES stay dressed until she brings you back your change. If you're a jerk and get naked and do an 'oopsie' with the Front Desk woman, you'll piss her off, she'll tell your attendant and it just sets a bad tone for your session. Do not piss off the
always-very-nice Trish. Annoying sweet April and spritzy Sabrina is wrong as well. Trust me on this one.
Once Front Desk woman leaves, as most Attendants HATE negotiating, just place the $80-$100 Room Fee $ up front on the glass table by the shower. Some women - Ariel
has given me PTSD about this
- will refuse to start without seeing the $.
Take a shower again. Take a hot shower as generally the women are cold there and like the resulting warmth that radiates from you. Double down on this in the winter with a sometimes cold room #3. So many good times.
Wait on the table with either your underwear on, you're wearing boxers if you're a real man, or a towel wrapped around you. From entering the room and when the Attendant comes in is usually 4-7 minutes. While waiting, do not listen to the music or you'll be humming Michael Bublé all day. Although I do note that the music has changed as of late.
If you're tired of waiting, do the
Cry of the Bull Ape as loud as you can. That might speed things along. Or not. Most likely not but the upside is if your timing is right you'll ruin the session for the guy next door. If you hear thudding on the wall, that could be the guy next door getting angry at you. Try "conversation" with him again. If you're in room #1, just ignore it as it's likely just the washer & dryer going for the towel & sheets. If there's banging on the door, it's likely Marcella
pissed at you for being noisy and ruining her client's 'fantasy'.
Please, as if
anything could be ruined when you're with Marcella. This never happens.
Your choice of Attendant comes in, point out money up front, they'll likely spray your hands with disinfectant and you're off to the races. Don't be offended if some women immediately remove the fee and put it in their purse. Based on what some of you fuckers sometimes do, I don't blame them.
Be polite, smile, tell a joke (they dislike serious men, it's boring) set the tone by going overboard
with asking beforehand and you're good.
When exiting out the door,
turn the deadbolt lock first or else you're going to slam into the locked door when you try to walk out. Trust me. It hurts even after the 10th time and two sets of glasses.
Write a review or respond to this and tell me how it went. I'm always curious if what I experience is what others experience.
) as the Back Staff. They've all been super great and on occasion been very helpful.
BL is the main reason I decided to stick (mostly) with Ambition.
