Wtf ??????

[mrsCALoki]

How can a man who can hit targets over 200 meters away consistently miss the toilet?

Happiness is two en-suite bathrooms.

 

[Moviefan-2]

Because he respects time-honoured traditions?

 

[SirWanker]

Sounds like my father-in-law who is approaching 72.
Can't pee straight, fine not too much of an issue but I can't figure out how he consistently off target for #2.
Even worse is his refusal to clean-up after himself.

 

[HAMSTER INSPECTOR]

His pee pee shooter is all decrepit and worn to a nub?

 

[mrsCALoki]

His pee pee shooter is all decrepit and worn to a nub?

If you mean Sir Wanker's father in law, he must be an unusual man to have #2 through his pee pee shooter.

 

[Aardvark154]

One of the questions I suspect women have been asking about men for many thousands of years.

 

[blackrock13]

No scope?

 

[ITHAAPUDDYTAT]

We look through a different eye for aim when we pee.

 

[fuji]

You mean you haven't forced him to sit down to pee yet? Get out your whip.

 

[jiiimmm]

Have him sit down. Its cleaner, better for him, eases pressure on the prostate and lets every drop out. There is nothing unmanly about it. Doesn't matter how careful a guy is, there is always some sort of splash. don't believe me, do it over a black stone floor then get down on your hands an knees and then check.

 

[Buick Mackane]

Sitting down is the way to go, there is always splash.

 

[Ms.FemmeFatale]

Sink the cheerio!

You will need this for your son too when the time comes

Put a Cheerio in the bowl, and make them sink with their yellow stream of power.

It works and keeps things clean.

 

[Imperius]

Ahhh... so that's why I found Cheerios in my friend's washroom the other day. Mystery solved!

 

[GameBoy27]

Have him sit down. Its cleaner, better for him, eases pressure on the prostate and lets every drop out. There is nothing unmanly about it. Doesn't matter how careful a guy is, there is always some sort of splash. don't believe me, do it over a black stone floor then get down on your hands an knees and then check.

That's right jiiimmm, sitting down is the way to go. Everyone in our household sits to pee. My wife and I take turns cleaning the bathroom so why would I want to make cleanup more difficult for either of us by standing? All you have to do is pee wearing shorts to know exactly how much splash-back there is when standing.

 

[Mod100]

Possibly a little note above the toilet. "We aim to please; you aim too please".

Just a thought.

 

[GameBoy27]

or this one:

if you sprinkle when you tinkle ... be a sweetie wipe the seatie!

It goes way beyond the seatie sweetie.

 

[Buick Mackane]

It's even worse when there's a heat radiator next to the toilet that gets overspray. :fear:

 

[OddSox]

Ahhh... so that's why I found Cheerios in my friend's washroom the other day. Mystery solved!

How did they taste?

 

[s4hero]

Sink the cheerio!

You will need this for your son too when the time comes

Put a Cheerio in the bowl, and make them sink with their yellow stream of power.

It works and keeps things clean.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

this is epic beyond words.

 

[GameBoy27]

It's even worse when there's a heat radiator next to the toilet that gets overspray. :fear:

Or when you fire up the baseboard heater next to the toilet for the first time in the fall. Ugh!