King 0f The Cl0Wns,
Pick an irritating style and stick with it. You went from being some teenaged hood, gangsta, in your first post, to an ol brit tosser in your next. Multiple Personality Disorder, will also be a deterrent for any agency to want to book you.
asa's schedule seems to be updated, so I doubt that they're ALL taking time off, and I have NEVER had any kind of issue getting through to someone there or booking through PM. Just give them another call and I'm sure you should have no issues booking. Just try to be a bit more coherent and polite than you have been on her so far. Alright 'mate'?