This is the offical transcript of what was typed out:
"We are safe in this house now. The big bad wolf tried huffing and puffing but can't blow this house down...God, if only I could blow him, but that's another story. Please send some help, we need food and soldiers, strong long-lasting soldiers and bring some extra ribbed condoms while you're at it....I think I tired out Billy and Chuck.
Oink Oink,
Pig Pig