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Using an "urban" accent.



" Try to keep low son, if theres a question, don't let the teacher axe you"



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You're late woody! I have an axe to grind with you.
 
First day at carpentry school

Ok, so it aint funny

Gotta explain why every one is a wooden man except the one tree being forced into the class and the teacher who is an axe.
The following does it:



"Do not worry son. He will make a man out of you."