Would You If You Could?

[shack]

I'm not sure if this thought has crossed your mind, but I suspect it has, if you could suck your own cock, would you?
Be honest now.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Why would I want to put my lips on a male chicken if I owned one?

 

[hardlicks]

LMFAO!! What's the next question - Would ya lick your own ass-crack if you could? LOL!

Come on guys, let's put the train back on the tracks... this is getting nuts...

 

[notdedyet]

Poll needs another choice for those that already have.

 

[Berlin]

Would I if I could ?

Simply no.
Love masterbation , but not interested in giving my self BBJ at all.

A couple of my cousins, who have large ding dongs, used to do that when they were kids, and constantly bragged about that, and yes ...LOL , one of them even showed me and my brothers a demo.

We had a great laugh then.

One LF I dated last year, mentioned to me once that she would indeed suck her own box if she could. She was quite flexible then but not enough for that though ( tongue also wasn't long enough ). On another thought, I don't think I would enjoy watching any sexy gal chowing on her own box.... visually, it is not that appealing IMHO.

Interesting poll none the less.

 

[WhOiSyOdAdDy?]

Re: Would I if I could ?

Simply no.
Love masterbation , but not interested in giving my self BBJ at all

You prefer CBJ's??.. I guess they are safer

 

[notdedyet]

You mean those of us that are hung like Ron Jeremy....ya he can suck his own dick.

Not anymore, but I did see one of those flics from his early days...
And you only have to be hung like that if you are standing.

 

[WhOiSyOdAdDy?]

I am curious... Who has actually tried??!!!

 

[Berlin]

Would I if I could ?

You prefer CBJ's??.. I guess they are safer

LOL

 

[xarir]

SubDave would love this one ...

 

[notdedyet]

Suckseeded.
If you haven't tried, then you're just not interested in sex.

 

[the rusty tromb]

Of course. All guys would.

 

[WhOiSyOdAdDy?]

I tried.. and got frustrated because I could not deepthroat, lick my balls or give myself RJ

rating.. would not repeat

 

[notdedyet]

LMAO !

 

[pervarino]

LOL

I tried.. and got frustrated because I could not deepthroat, lick my balls or give myself RJ

rating.. would not repeat

Now that's a good one...

 

[queenie]

auto fellatio

There is probably a reason, whether it be genetic or divine, as to why we cannot orally entertain ourselves. Depite the results of this informal poll, if we could, I don't personally believe anyone would leave the house. We may never have made it to the moon, let alone invented the bicycle. JMHO.
Queenie.

 

[pblues]

Shack, were you a dog in your former life?

 

[shack]

Shack, were you a dog in your former life?

Fortunately not. Otherwise I'd be tormented by knowing what I could not do anymore.

 

[papasmerf]

Nope


Figure I would never leave the house if I could.

 

[shack]

Has the spirit of subdave taken possession of shack?

Nah. He'd probably want to suck his own toes. Not my thing.