Would you buy tampons?

[hilroy]

I think its only fair I get my SO to buy my depends so the least I can do is buy her pads.

Goob we all know your SO is your mother so stop pretending we all know the truth.

 

[papasmerf]

one comercial shows they can be used to stop leaks in small boats.

Anyone tried that?

 

[jerbear]

Yeh I've done the the deed several times in my life.
Of course bought the wrong ones, one good thing they make great earplugs when she bitches at you for getting the wrong size,just use the string to pull them out of my ears.
Worse comes to worse there is always the roll of toilet paper on a rope trick or if real bad a roll of paper towels and just push it up with a plunger ( which end of plunger used is optional )
Never could figure out what the roll of duct tape was for in her washroom vanity.

 

[I_am_the_man]

I would be happy to buy tampons, buy I am still not going to do the act with a menstruating SP.
And to tell you the truth, I would be mighty dissaponted if I discovered the little string hanging out of her during foreplay

 

[jerbear]

I'd be more worried if she pulled it out and tried to hypnotize you with it.
lol

 

[hornyharry]

My ex-wife sent me to get her "products". The one thing I remember is walking into the isle in Shoppers and "WHAM" I am lost. Wings, scented, maxis, minis, lightdays, supers, etc. So I make the dreaded phone call...try to explain that they all look alike...take her abuse because I am to stupid to figure out what she needed..."CLICK"...yep I hung up. When I arrived home...3 hours later as I stopped for a few beers since I was too stupid to read a clock as well...and handed her a bag of cotton and a roll of duct tape with the explaination "ahhh can't you make your own". I was never asked to "shop" for her again.

 

[jerbear]

A man with imagination, duct tape works for everything.

 

[Detenebrator]

Well at least it seems nobody here has accidentally bought adult diapers instead of pads for their SO *cough cough*

 

[Mr. K]

I pick up this kind of stuff all the time for my wife.

I once went in to buy some pantyhose for her from a women's clothing store. I went to the rack, selected about 8 pair that were her size. When I went to the cash, the associate was new and didn't know me. She looked me up and down and suggested that a 3X would probably fit me better. The assistant manager (who normally dealt with my wife when we were in the store getting my wife clothes) nearly had fit, she was laughing so hard. Through tears in her eyes she explained to the very red faced associate that I routinely bought panties, pantyhose, etc for my wife.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

A saleslady told me once that there is no way I was a C-cup.

</true story>

 

[jerbear]

A salelady called me a SOB because my cup size was bigger, didn't have the heart to tell her the bra wasn't for me.
LOL

 

[I_am_the_man]

What if when confirming your Appointment the SP asks you to stop by and pick some tampons up at the corner store?

Depends if you are midlifecrisis, you get super horney, you buy the tampons, you fuck her hard, you pay her and then you give her the tampons as a tip

 

[hornyharry]

A salelady called me a SOB because my cup size was bigger, didn't have the heart to tell her the bra wasn't for me.
LOL

LOL...maybe you need some duct tape!!!

 

[jerbear]

I just hope nobody brings duct tape to the party, I really don't want a repeat of my birthday.
The hair is starting grow back in.
lol

 

[goodtime]

...
I once went in to buy some pantyhose for her from a women's clothing store. I went to the rack, selected about 8 pair that were her size. When I went to the cash, the associate was new and didn't know me. She looked me up and down and suggested that a 3X would probably fit me better...

Had similiar experience in a stuck-up fashion boutique, when I brought a mini-skirt as gift for GF. It was ones with the elastic waistband, 1 size fit all deal. A female shopper walked by just when I had it up to my face to read the fine print label and check the size. Her laugh was so loud, it caught the attention of the whole store as everyone was trying to figure out what I was doing with a skirt in my face. I was so tempted to ask out aloud if the skirt colour suits me, ha ha...

The tampon experience was during a visit to a rough US city, I was the only guy in the group and it was late at night in rough part of town. There were a bunch of rough & tough type hanging out by the cash register. They nervously stood-back to let me thru when they saw the stack of female goods I was carrying as the preferred brand wasn't in available.

 

[jerbear]

Ok, so we buy these things for our women but do we ever tell them how to put tampons in?

http://www.titz.org/tampon/

Always curious how girls get those napkin things in ?