Worst expressions

milehigh

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Stuff like

"Fucking the Dog"

for a lazy day.

Can you think of any others?
 

Sackonuts

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In keeping with the animal theme

Squeal like a pig.

You can figure it out.
 

thecoolguyms72

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"Talk to the hand" or "Don't go there"

Or when white girls say "girlfriend"

How about "dropping the kids off at the pool" for taking a shit?

Oh, and "all that and a bag of chips" I mean wtf? What kind of chips?
 

Top Jimmy

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"I'm down with that". or even better "I am so down with that."
 

thecoolguyms72

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Yeah, what's up with the "hand shake thing". I have some colleagues that when we meet at a business meeting still do that. I mean, I'm not on the corner doing a drug deal here, were at a professional meeting wearing suits like big boys, we don't have to do that hand shake thingie. The worst though is when they do the fake smoking a doobie at the end of it. Man that rots my socks. Hey, there's another phrase for you! What do rotten socks have to do with getting pissed off? Anyway, back to the handshake thingie, and when they do the doobie smoking thing and really get into it with the squinty eyes and holding in their breath afterward like they are really holding it in, all that goes over and over in my head is......."what a fucking *****".

Okay, sorry for going off topic.
 

bigdik

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" turn around" is a classic Canadian thing. Must get awfully dizzy.
"At the end of the day" What? at the end of the day I go home and have a drink? WTF has this to do with business?
"It's $20 a song, no touching the kitty" Need I elaborate?
 
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Kai
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I once asked an MPA if I could kiss her and suck her nipples, her reply was "ah ... this is a touching only message ... so ...". Ironically I was kiss her feet ... I guess it was an issue of YMMV.
 

pool

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Takeda Shingen said:
Any White guy trying to talk Black especially when they call each other "brotha" and do the "hand shake thing" ...
Yo bro ! ... hehe ... does that apply to all non black guys or just white dudes ? Is it OK for white "chicks" ?

I find white guys who say "word" sexy. "word up" on da other hand is just redundant.

The expression that gets under my skin, especially when used by a male , is "my bad" ... eeeergh

PS I don't mean to be sexist.

PSS My last PS is not sarcasm. I did see the point.
 

chris123

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"I Could Care Less" when of course you could NOT care less.
Americanisms like 'strangulate'. Heard on Oprah.
"Can-do kinda guy" really bugs me too.
Double negatives like: " I ain't not going there." OK that's just bad English.
 

Tyler1

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"What's up" as you pass someone you know going opposite directions. How do you answer that in 1 second as you pass?
I also hate all black slang/ebonics. Thare's no better way to make youself seem unintelligent than to speak like that, and I'm part black myself.
 

Mustang Jack

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"homey don't do dat"
"it's all good"
"I like you, but as a friend"
 
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