Worst Concert of 2004(Possibly EVER!!!) - Britney Spears

Handsome Rob

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I was channel surfing on the direct tv and unfortunately stumbled acroos Britney Spears " Live From Miami " and don't get me wrong, I would do Britney Spears in a second but her live performance is a total rip off and I sympathize for anyone who pays to see her in concert.

- Not only does Britney rip off Madonna with her bedroom-like sex
show but Britney continues to LIP SYNC the entire concert! The few minutes I tuned in for was probably the worst 2 minutes I have ever witnessed by a performer, if you want to call her that.
I saw Madonna in concert and with all the dancing and Vegas like show she set the standard for, Madonna NEVER had to lip sync!

I feel sorry for the people who actually paid for this concert in Miami and it won't be long before the media and concert goers everywhere figure out this scam of a performer and Britney ends up much like Mili Vinilli ( spelling ) and others before her ended up!

Seriously people, for anyone else that had the chance to tune into this hideous concert for at least a moment, did you notice how out of sync the Lip syncing was with the dancers and Britney doing the parts when it was the background vocals on tape? Honestly a truly pathetic performance that Britney herself would be embarrassed to watch over but I'm sure not ashamed by the $$$ she takes in.

Good Grief! What has the music industry come to?????
 

Ref

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Speaking of Britney, she's coming to the ACC this weekend.

Does anyone need a pair of tickets? If so, PM me.
 

The Bandit

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Ref said:
Speaking of Britney, she's coming to the ACC this weekend.

Does anyone need a pair of tickets? If so, PM me.
Go ahead Handsome Rob, get the tickets, and don't forget to wear your VanHagar shirt to the concert.....
 

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A few thousand of her fans petitioned for her to not lipsync anymore of her shows. Her managers/handlers have stated that some of her songs are just too complex to sing and dance to. In all honesty, I doubt anybody actually thinks of Britney of a musician anyways. In a way, she is being honest with what she is, an entertainer and a conglomerate with many different products, and hundreds of people working to bring these products out. She never professes to write her own material or to make her own music.
 

MojoRisin'

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LMAO. Wagner, she ain't.
Wagner was a dancer too? LMAO.....i can see it now...lol what an image
 

Handsome Rob

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The Bandit said:
Go ahead Handsome Rob, get the tickets, and don't forget to wear your VanHagar shirt to the concert.....

Whatever pussy. You got owned on the Van Hagar thread so why not spew your b.s. on the Britney thread.

I'll leave the Britney Spears of the world to you the ones who like humping the concert stage, and pseudo-stripping during the performance, which does nothing but instigating a stereotype that all teenage girls are nothing but cheap, worthless, sluts.
Yeah, just you're type!

As for you're upcomming Van Hagar " Best Of " We rip everyone off tour- Just remember when you pay to see a 60 year old Republican alcoholic singing 80's cheese ballads in 2004! Who the fuck is going to pay (Fear Channel no less) $100 bucks to see that shit? Apparently YOU ARE!

They should have named the band officially "Van Hagar" Thats what everyone calls them anyways. It would have showed a little bit of respect for the orignal band too..

Thank God, to respect the "Diamond one" , no roth era songs should be done on this reunion tour.

Maybe the new "country" Bret Michaels can open for Van Hagar? Then the entire fucking show can be a joke.
 

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The only reason why i would watch a britney spears concert would be in the hopes of seeing a "costume malfunction" or whatever Janet called it.
 

Handsome Rob

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sexshow said:
Definitely Briteny Spears is the worst...pretty girl, great dancer, great voice...definitely NOT the person I would want my daughter idolizing if I had one!
Great voice? since when? Did you hear her on SNL? enough to make a maggot sick!!!
 

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Scathing review of concert

I saw this in the Post this weekend.

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2004/Mar-08-Mon-2004/news/23382830.html

Almost as good as the Vanity Fair piece ripping apart Celine Dion's vegas concert.

On Friday night, the comedian Chris Rock stood on stage at the MGM and said his only job in life is to keep his daughter "off the pole": "They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter is a stripper, you (messed) up."

The very next night on the same stage, Britney Spears slid down a stripper's pole in front of 13,300 people, then walked over to a bed and pretended to hump a dude.

This came right after she sang a ballad called "Touch of My Hand," during which she stripped off a white robe, revealing a nude body suit, and rubbed both hands over herself while on her back in a motion simulating masturbation.

There's nothing wrong with that in my book, in theory. But in reality, B.S.'s new tour is an unfocused bore of false sexuality, horrible songs, trite choreography, unfocused themes and less ambition than a house cat that sits around licking itself all day.

It's not even so bad it's good. It's so bad it's bad.

Fernie
 

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I would go to see her prance around 1/2 naked. If she was to sing all her shows they wouldn't be so much fun to watch...cause they would be so lame. IMHO of course.
If it's free, I would go too.

:D
 

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It all comes down to 1 thing. Knowing how to differentiate between an ENTERTAINER and an ARTIST.


Entertainers are people that put on a show/front that the record company has created for them.

Artists are people that answer to no-one. They either write their own music or play their own music or produce their own music, etc.


Britney, Christina, etc. are ENTERTAINERS.

Madonna, U2, Metalica, etc. are ARTISTS.



Annessa
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Annessa said:
It all comes down to 1 thing. Knowing how to differentiate between an ENTERTAINER and an ARTIST.


Entertainers are people that put on a show/front that the record company has created for them.

Artists are people that answer to no-one. They either write their own music or play their own music or produce their own music, etc.


Britney, Christina, etc. are ENTERTAINERS.

Madonna, U2, Metalica, etc. are ARTISTS.



Annessa
xoxo
There's a pretty good George Bush joke here, but i don't wanna be accused of turning even a Britney Spears thread into another Anti Bush thread.
 

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Tiny Tim was a true artist.
 
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