Well, I was in two bands, even though I couldn't play an instrument very well. They put me on bass and told me what to do, and we had more basic music than the Ramones. The first was the Dinks of Doom, we were a rock/rap band before that was even popular. Too bad we sucked bad, or we would have been way ahead of the curve, back in the late 80's, early 90's. Our two main songs were "Does She Shit" which was about a very prissy girl at our high school. The first lines were, "Does she shit, does she shit, or is she too immaculate!" Our other tune was more rap like and was our title song, "We are the Dinks of Doom, there is none higher, if you fuck with us, you'll be in quagmire". Again, we sucked, but probably the only band to rhyme with the word quagmire.
The other band was more of a punk/metal band called Willknot, with our big hit "Snot Rag Woman". I'm pretty sure that title was ripped off from somewhere, just could never tell where. This band sucked too, but sucked less. I played bass and the cowbell. Moreso the cowbell though.
I think those two names qualify as pretty shitty names. I can't believe I missed this thread.
Coolguy.