I'm not. Have you read some of the posts here?I am utterly, utterly speechless.
http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant
"She said she has a bf that takes most of her money, so I paid her extra to help."
"She said hasn't ate all day. So instead of going for the full hour, I only went half and then ordered room service."