Wolverine Thread

DenWa

El Duderino
Mar 20, 2003
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Well, for those who care, DenWa is back from his journey and has emerged with a ring on his finger and a new bride...Now, I've been gone for two whole weeks, and you've all been very busy - so could you guys fill me in on the biggest and most humorous events of the last two weeks? I've been scrolling through the threads but there are too damn many, so please, gimme some updates. Thanks, guys.

DW
 
Did u hear i was deemed a wolverite by Alien?
haha

Congrats Denwa!
 
OK, so, we're on our honeymoon looking at "toys" because I forgot mine. I look down, and for $19.99 you can buy these plastic, yet quite fleshy-feeling feet. Of course, my thoughts went to submissive dave. Immediately lost my mojo. Thank goodness for DenWa's smooth seduction skills.

BTW- hello everyone! :)
 
Lil'Miss said:
OK, so, we're on our honeymoon looking at "toys" because I forgot mine. I look down, and for $19.99 you can buy these plastic, yet quite fleshy-feeling feet. Of course, my thoughts went to submissive dave. Immediately lost my mojo. Thank goodness for DenWa's smooth seduction skills.

BTW- hello everyone! :)

What?!?!?!?!?! And you did not get them for me???? I thought we were suppose to be friends Lil' Miss .... hehehe
 
Holy Hell, Bat dude. I must have missed the episode where you dudes got hitched. Many congratulations, Little Den and Miss Wa!
Alien is banned, troops is back, and the earth is triangular.
 
One question DenWa

Did you go outside of Ann Arbor to find your bride? I certainly hope so. You must be aware of the risks if you decide to have children. :)

PS- Your helmut chip dip bowl in in the mail.
 
Congrats DenWa!

Its great to have you back. You've been gone far too long and we have had to recruit new members to fill the void. Here is a short summary of what you missed. Please don’t hesitate to do a search for more details. These are in no particular order:

1. TROOPS is back!
2. Goober is still weird.
3. Subdave has branched out into posts of homosexuality to please Miranda.
4. Miranda is now a Wolverine.
5. Terb has a new member, VespertineBloom, whom I have developed a crush over because of her name. Sorry Marshall.
6. Alien is still a Moron and amusing us at every corner.
7. TROOPS is back to posting in his usual manner.
8. TERB party was last Thursday. Met Naughty Alex. YUMMMMMMM!
9. Aphrodite took advantage of me in my car when I drove her home.
10. Wrong Hole “reviewed” me. A shill if I’ve ever read one.
11. Alien has become a bigger moron. I just went back to check.
12. I won an online bid for Naughty Alex’s thong!
 
Well, it sounds like we missed some fun. I really wanted to go to that damn party, and I would've liked to taken you up on that offer of a drink, Fang - unfortunately we weren't able to make it out to the GTA...maybe next time.

DW

p.s. glad to see you back, Troopsie
 
I'll say congrats to DenWa. Good show, old chap.

Now, to Lil'Miss....

What were you thinking? You could do, oh so much better than him....

*ahem*