Will it blend?

[RayFinkel]

Magnets

Baseball

Light Bulbs

iPhone

Golf Balls

Pens

Glow Sticks

 

[Aardvark154]

With all the garbage he's breathing like ground glass from the light bulbs, I predict major illness any time soon.

Let alone the ground marbles or Cubic Zirconia!

 

[RayFinkel]

When Chuck Norris jumps into water he doesn't get wet.

The water gets Chuck Norris.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA&feature=channel

 

[RayFinkel]

Has anyone ever seen blue Hockey Pucks?

I haven't.

Those are tuff puckies

 

[RayFinkel]

Hey ray.....is it my imagination, or is your fly getting bigger?

OH!.....NO...........YOU.........DID......INT!