Why is it that...

[The Fruity Hare]

Your eye doctor wears glasses, your male hairdresser is bald,
some reviewers on a female escort board are gay(Hi Goober), we vote politicians in and they then won't listen to us for 3years, 11 months...

Why is it...

 

[Goober Mcfly]

*waves to The Fruity Hare*

 

[The Fruity Hare]

That Goober, such a *friendly* guy!

 

[Goober Mcfly]

*flounces off*

 

[corena]

/ kicks Goober in the shin, grabs Sheik's ass and runs back into hiding....

 

[corena]

Re: I always wondered...

Add the the Fruity Hares list Male Doctors ( General Practitioners, Family Doctors) Are often overweight and smoke. Whats with that ???

Here here...

My S/Os cardiologist had a pack of export a's in his shirt pocket..

 

[impala77]

it's the "do as i say not as i do" syndrome.

 

[BoxHunter]

Why is it that we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway...

 

[Berlin]

Your eye doctor wears glasses, your male hairdresser is bald,
some reviewers on a female escort board are gay(Hi Goober), we vote politicians in and they then won't listen to us for 3years, 11 months...

Why is it...

I really dunno ; but I'm feeling kind of hungry and horny right now.

 

[Leaffan1976]

The summer's seem to get much shorter as you get older?