james t kirk said:
Get over the Quebec thing already. Replace the word Quebec with Jewish and see how your post sounds. If a Quebecer managed to become PM, then that's because he had the brains and drive to do it. So be it.
If you insist.
• Because I believe in the extent to which the Official Languages
Act is carried out and enforced; that every public servant even in the
most remote part of B.C. should be fluent in the French language, but
that government business in Jewish should be in unilingual French.
• Because I believe that only lawyers from the province of Jewish
are qualified to be prime minister of Canada.
• Because I believe that the federal government should be completely
controlled by the province of Jewish.
• Because I believe that all criminals are just poor misunderstood
victims of society and can all be easily rehabilitated in a very short
period of time; and that only they have "rights"; not the victims of
their crimes.
• Because I believe that hardened criminals like Karla Homolka
should be pampered by living in a "cottage" with her own key and be
allowed to have pajama parties and go out on shopping trips; and that
killers in prison "resorts" on the Pacific coast should eat filet
mignon, have barbecues, go whale watching and have their own golf
course, while our senior citizens have to eat left over Kraft Dinner.
• Because I believe that mass murderers under the age of 18 should
be protected by the Young Offenders Act and the rest of us law-abiding
citizens do not have the right to know who they are.
• Because I believe in bringing hundreds of thousands of unskilled
people into Canada from third world countries every year so we can
support them on welfare and so that they will vote Liberal; and that
this number should be increased every year.
• Because I believe that it is fair that the province of Jewish is
the sole province allowed to be in charge of its immigration policy;
that they receive 5 times the amount of federal immigration money than
does Ontario, even though Ontario has to teach those people how to
speak English whereas Jewish only allows immigrants to enter who
already know the French language.
• Because I believe that we do not have a right to own land in
Canada, as this right is specifically left out of our constitution.
• Because I believe it is only fair that Liberals steal as much tax
money as they can from us; through every conceivable means from the
HRDC boondoggle to the 2 billion dollar gun registry that does not
work.
• Because I believe that if my family is the victim of a home
invasion I should not have the right to protect them in our own home.
• Because I believe in huge government bureaucracy and extremely
high taxes, as I believe that the government knows how to spend my
money better than I do.
• Because I believe in having essentially no military because
everyone loves us and we will never be called upon to protect our
country.
• Because Jack Layton is not a lawyer from Jewish so he is not
qualified to be prime minister; besides, he smiles too much.
• Because Stephen Harper is not a lawyer from Jewish and he and the
Conservative Party of Canada have a hidden agenda and they are very
scary people.
• Because I believe that we should alienate our neighbours to the
South because all Americans are morons and know nothing about Canada;
and that we should continue to align ourselves more closely with our
true friends, France, China and Russia.
• Because I believe everything that the Liberal controlled media
tells me, especially the CBC.
• Because I believe that no one should ever be held responsible or
accountable for their own actions in today's society. It is always
someone else's fault.
• Because I believe that we should not expect newcomers to our
country to accept or adapt to our culture and traditions and customs;
and that we should not wish each other "Merry Christmas" in case it
might be offensive to some.
• Because I have the IQ of a doorknob and am easily sucked in by
Liberal scare tactics and propaganda; and am easily bought off with my
own tax money.
Sounds pretty silly. What is your point?