Why I hate technology

[bazokajoe]

In spite of my earlier post, I agree with you 100% (it's just that it had been a few hours since I had been a miserable shit on TERB and I couldn't help meself. I hope the reductio ad dumbass of "what about the children" made it obvious that I wasn't entirely serious there.). Anyways, yeah. Fecking online manuals. Blech! It's particularly egregious with phones. I use my phone to actually make phone calls (call me crazy!) and can't be arsed to look up any online manuals. It also sucks that more and more software and games for any device require an "Always on" internet connection, which is presumptive and wrong in so very many ways.


I broke down and watched some of the flash instructional vids for this abortion of a machine I just bought. Now even though I feel absolutely none the wiser, I also feel that I've been really, really condescended to.

It'a all good.Like someone here siad,I am just a grumpy old fart,lol.

 

[bazokajoe]

gramps is grumpy.... now go tell those kids to get off your lawn....

HEY YOU KIDS.GET OUT OF THAT JELLO TREE,lol.

Sorry,couldn't resist.

 

[Smash]

gramps is grumpy.... now go tell those kids to get off your lawn....

Dagnabbit you young whippersnappers (waving fist in the air)

 

[ig-88]

just about every cell phone i've had came with a thick manual ... i actually think it's a waste

but i can't stand people on cell phones, walking and talking at the same time, surfing their smartphones, texting, etc.

i liked it better when there was a phone booth, and you had your phone call in private

 

[GameBoy27]

just about every cell phone i've had came with a thick manual ... i actually think it's a waste

but i can't stand people on cell phones, walking and talking at the same time, surfing their smartphones, texting, etc.

i liked it better when there was a phone booth, and you had your phone call in private

Ever notice when cell phones came into existence, you'd see a guy talking on it and think "drug dealer". Now you see a guy on a pay phone and you think "drug dealer".

 

[onthebottom]

Dagnabbit you young whippersnappers (waving fist in the air)

 

[GPIDEAL]

Does it look like this?

My boss had one of those back in the day when he was the only one with a cell phone in the company.

He still has it somewhere. It's built like a tank.

 

[TheShadow]

I've been in several cruise night drives with my beast from the mid 70's and I almost choke to death being in a line of "classic cars". The smell is sickening.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
The smell of mid afternoon nitro in the air at your local drag strip!!!!

 

[John Connor]

Seems like we need AI's like "Cortana" from Halo to help fix our machines. And then she can provide us with free new porn. LOL.

 

[wangbang]

I also just bought a new laptop with Win 8. What a piece of crap that OS is. SMH!!!

I have a filing cabinet with at least 30 unopened owners manuals 'cuz real men don't read the manual or ask directions.

One good thing about technology is that I see Bianca Bailey is back in blue and that gives me a boner.

 

[Bianca Bailey]

Lol, throwing love ur way but I really don't know how I'm blue? If u wish it do u go blue? Cuz I'm broke so I'm confused how that occurred