Why do so many men stroke?

[luv4lust]

are their hands as soft, warm and wet as a pussy or mouth?
do they work up a sweat like a hard fucking?
don't they think of the waste of skin firming, throat tickling sperm that have to die a cold lonely death in the middle of a tissue or sock?

​

is there no justice in this world ​

 

[dcbogey]

because we can

 

[fuji]

Simple math is the answer: For every man in the world there is roughly one woman--and that just isn't enough sex.

 

[Low Rider]

SOCK???? Who uses a sock? I would be afraid to touch the laundry hamper after.

 

[luv4lust]

SOCK???? Who uses a sock? I would be afraid to touch the laundry hamper after.

OMFG you do laundry

 

[Smallcock]

 

[Cycleguy007]

OMFG you do laundry

I do my share of the laundry... and I cook the majority of the meals as well. I've even been known to clean occasionally too...

Maybe THAT is why Mrs. Cycleguy is SO GOOD TO ME!

 

[Big Sleazy]

Simple math is the answer: For every man in the world there is roughly one woman--and that just isn't enough sex.

Math is the answer for me. Once I get the urge to go see an SP/MP or head out to my favorite SC I just yank one off and the urge goes away. I save thousands of dollars a year.

BS

 

[HG Hunter]

It's quick, easy, cheap and feels good.
Not as good as getting help from a friend (female of course), but good anyway.

 

[ang]

I do my share of the laundry... and I cook the majority of the meals as well. I've even been known to clean occasionally too...

Maybe THAT is why Mrs. Cycleguy is SO GOOD TO ME!

Thay CG...................I'll be good to you too........did you say you shaved

 

[Cycleguy007]

Thay CG...................I'll be good to you too........did you say you shaved

Umm, Dude...

You best just send you SO over to Cambridge right away and spare her the embarrassment of finding out!

 

[ang]

Umm, Dude...


You best just send you SO over to Cambridge right away and spare her the embarrassment of finding out!

OH, prease CG...................do my laundry

 

[luv4lust]

OH, prease CG...................do my laundry

lmao
looking at that smiley all that went through my head was separate the colors from the white

 

[Cycleguy007]

OH, prease CG...................do my laundry

Dude...

 

[PurpleMonkey]

HA! I hope Ang and CG have answered you main question in this thread.

 

[ang]

Dude...

oh, in denial are we?............so you're checking out my post (is that what you are calling it now)...common, this Bud's for you

 

[Cycleguy007]

Sorry to burst your bubble ang... but there is nothing in that post that interests me at all...

Also, I quit drinking beer a few years ago as well... This is more my speed!

 

[james t kirk]

Math is the answer for me. Once I get the urge to go see an SP/MP or head out to my favorite SC I just yank one off and the urge goes away. I save thousands of dollars a year.

BS

Me too.

I was all reved up on Saturday morning to go to Allure. Rubbed one off and painted some windows instead.

All was good in the world.

Though as we all know, rubbing one off only takes you so far.....

 

[ang]

Sorry to burst your bubble ang... but there is nothing in that post that interests me at all...

Also, I quit drinking beer a few years ago as well... This is more my speed!

Don't worry bud, I'm just giving you the gears

 

[Cycleguy007]

Don't worry bud, I'm just giving you the gears

No worries... I figured as much! Ya bastid!