Why do men hate showers

Goodoer

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Yea, why do most SP's not shower in-between clients
Eww... I remember seeing one SP that showered in front of me after... I was shocked at her mere splashing... Never saw her again.

Fuck, I'll take a shower after making a big breakfast for my kids as I don't want to smell like bacon and eggs.

Yes, my skin gets dry. Yes, I absolutely love the feel of a lady's soft skin. I miss it.
 

Claudia Love

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I have read post after post of men coming into sessions with cheese dick, dingleberries, sweaty armpits and bad breath and I wonder why do most men hate showering.
Some men are turned on by there own filth and smell as crazy as it seems. I remember one day a guy said to me I should respect his hard working stink because its paying me my hourly rate. rolls eyes.You know what's really sad and disgusting that some men are so dirty with bad hygiene that even when you do basically force them to clean in shower they still smell.thats the most uncomfortable position to be in when telling a guy he still isn't clean with a shower. I recommend men should take a nice bubble bath and wash real good a couple hours before baths aren't just for women.then when you come by take a shower and a guy should be squeaky clean.
 

Brill

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Some men are turned on by there own filth and smell as crazy as it seems. I remember one day a guy said to me I should respect his hard working stink because its paying me my hourly rate. rolls eyes.You know what's really sad and disgusting that some men are so dirty with bad hygiene that even when you do basically force them to clean in shower they still smell.thats the most uncomfortable position to be in when telling a guy he still isn't clean with a shower. I recommend men should take a nice bubble bath and wash real good a couple hours before baths aren't just for women.then when you come by take a shower and a guy should be squeaky clean.
An escort who doesn’t like the smell of a hard working sweaty man should get out of the business.
 

John Wick

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An escort who doesn’t like the smell of a hard working sweaty man should get out of the business.
Hi! I'm here for my 30minute appointment. I'm on my lunch break from working at the site/mine/fire/natural disaster/mother-in-law's house....can we get right down to it please? No time to waste!

 

Jenesis

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Hi! I'm here for my 30minute appointment. I'm on my lunch break from working at the site/mine/fire/natural disaster/mother-in-law's house....can we get right down to it please? No time to waste!

Thank you! Didn’t realize I should quit because I don’t want sweaty stinky balls in my face.
 
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Jenesis

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Actually I have and if I suspect a young lady has not showered, I ask her to shower first. Nothing is more of a boner shrinker than a smelly hottie.
Wow. I’m impressed. I thought your dirty old mind would put all the blood in your boner and you would just go with it. LOL.

I have to admit, I would be horrified. It is one of my worst fears. Women and our vaginas all have a different taste and smell and while I clean like a motherfucker, I always worry about whether my pheromones will be attractive to a man. Maybe my natural scent may turn him off. I can’t imagine not being fresh and clean. One of the compliments that make me the happiest is how good I taste.
 

squeezer

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Wow. I’m impressed. I thought your dirty old mind would put all the blood in your boner and you would just go with it. LOL.
Oh no, Squeez Jr. has a mind of his own and if the little guy sniffs anything foul he just picks up his two round buddies and goes home.
 
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Brill

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Actually I have and if I suspect a young lady has not showered, I ask her to shower first. Nothing is more of a boner shrinker than a smelly hottie.
She might fear you’ll rifle through her belongings while taking a shower.
 
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y2kmark

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Some men are turned on by there own filth and smell as crazy as it seems. I remember one day a guy said to me I should respect his hard working stink because its paying me my hourly rate. rolls eyes.You know what's really sad and disgusting that some men are so dirty with bad hygiene that even when you do basically force them to clean in shower they still smell.thats the most uncomfortable position to be in when telling a guy he still isn't clean with a shower. I recommend men should take a nice bubble bath and wash real good a couple hours before baths aren't just for women.then when you come by take a shower and a guy should be squeaky clean.
Seems I remember similar comments from the "sex work is work" thread. Some money is just harder to cum by in your biz...
 

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