Why do I believe this...

[toughb]

An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After awhile, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him.

One day God called to Satan to mock him, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?"

Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God was surprised, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here."

"No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer, and I'm keeping him."
God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!"

Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

 

[papasmerf]

yea

I spent the night in Cleveland once, too.

 

[papasmerf]

Bla, bla, bla. Next time you get your sorry
ass in a meatgrinder go hire a social worker.

PS: You're the type I like to charge preferred
client discounts [double the bill].

LOL
Who could not love one of the minions when they sweet talk you.

How ya been Don?

 

[toughb]

Listen sweetheart...

Bla, bla, bla. Next time you get your sorry
ass in a meatgrinder go hire a social worker.

PS: You're the type I like to charge preferred
client discounts [double the bill].

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I already own my own mouth piece why would I hire second rate mdse.

 

[papasmerf]

Shocked, pops, shocked.

The Tribe is going to kick NY, NY ass
and the Browns beat the Bengals and
Ravens.

Life is good. All I now need is a piece of axx.

Ahhhhh dear Don a good roll of Charmin can wipe up the Browns

 

[toughb]

"An attorney is only as good as the judges he can influence"

Yes, but does he practice where the action is?
An attorney is only as good as the judges he
can influence.

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So now tell us something we don't know.

All it takes is money!!!

 

[papasmerf]

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So now tell us something we don't know.

All it takes is money!!!

Photographs work better

 

[papasmerf]

And Buffalo dung as well?

But the Yankees are served best grilled.
Damn, do I ever hate the Yankees.

we are on a roll........One in a row.


Now big into baseball anymore.........too much money in it now........Football is begining to hit that.

 

[papasmerf]

The Yankee salary is $190mil.
The Tribe salary is $60mil.

Imagine the poetic justice.

I am all for it


But stll wish the Bisons were back with the Pirates.......Batter baseball back then

 

[toughb]

Man, you do have one hell of a...

The facts help. An attorney is only as
good as the facts he has to deal with.

The Court of Appeals is the great equalizer.
Making the record does need the assistance
of the Judge, however.

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hard on for that joke.

You pay your taxes

Take care of the man

Walk with the brothers

Close at hand....


What troubles?

 

[toughb]

"And don't shit in your own backyard."

And don't shit in your own backyard.

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The only thing smelling around here is your verbal diarrhea.

 

[toughb]

Hey man, don't be so hard on yourself...

No. My statement may be too graphic for the more
sensitive amongst us, but my point remains the same.
Carelessness and arrogance are the fault line of the
best of us. My graphic description of defication is
meant to punctuate the absurdities that bring the
best of us down.

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You're not down. Just a little problem with humour, oh, and spelling....

"defecation"

You have a good night now...