Why are there no massage parlours for women?

Jasmina

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As a woman, I disagree with all of this.

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To further note...
Many women struggle with orgasm, can't reach orgasm, or have never orgasmed.
Tantra is extremely different than a rub'n'tug experience.
Your average woman struggles with body issues, body dysmorphia, low self esteem, etc. Being completely naked and intimately touched by a handsome fit man is dreadful for many.
A designated lesbian spa could potentially be intimidating for someone who is simply curious, perhaps not out of the closet, or unsure what it would be like to be intimate with a woman.

To answer your question, they do. I'd say 5-10 per year. And half the time, they want to work at MUSE after one session.

Try as you might, gentlemen, there simply isn't demand.
 
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:)

To further note...
Many women struggle with orgasm, can't reach orgasm, or have never orgasmed.
Tantra is extremely different than a rub'n'tug experience.
Your average woman struggles with body issues, body dysmorphia, low self esteem, etc. Being completely naked and intimately touched by a handsome fit man is dreadful for many.
A designated lesbian spa could potentially be intimidating for someone who is simply curious, perhaps not out of the closet, or unsure what it would be like to be intimate with a woman.

To answer your question, they do. I'd say 5-10 per year. And half the time, they want to work at MUSE after one session.

Try as you might, gentlemen, there simply isn't demand.
some very good observations
 
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Many women struggle with orgasm, can't reach orgasm, or have never orgasmed.
One time I was messing with a woman's privates. She was definitely getting really wet. Suddenly she kicked one of her legs up in the air as she orgasm and almost took my eye out.

Ladies and Gents: Make sure when the woman gets naked, she also removes her heels. Or, wear a helmet with a face shield.
 
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Jasmina

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Well, right off the bat the statement that "most" women have trouble orgasming is untrue. SOME women do, especially under the age of 20 or so, yes, but not by any means "most", and less so older women. The idea that middle aged women would be uncomfortable with a beefcake rubbing them can instantly be discounted with a mere mention of male strip clubs. Middle aged women are notoriously uninhibited sexually compared to other age groups; and we don't place our worth on our looks thus not having any sort of feeling of not being worthy of a hot studmuffin, plus we get hit on by younger men likely more than men our own ages. As pointed out in another thread recently.

The idea that there isn't a need/desire for male for female sex workers/MPA is a fallacy. There are a ton of women, youth to mature, with disposable income who either do happily seek it out or would, if it were more socially acceptable or readily available. There are a bunch of cultures and communities where giggalos are a thing, it is often not discussed or put in the media but they exist, and have for ages and ages.

The wealthy Jewish community as an example, widows often seek out young paid companionship. I believe someone else mentioned another example in this thread previously as well.

I think perhaps someone working at a masage parlour that caters to men may have a slightly narrowed view of what civilian women want. 🤷‍♀️ And I think...educated guess here, some may even feel threatened by the idea. No idea why, never made any rational sense to me, but I have certainly seen a lot of strange emotionally reactive response to even the idea that women could possibly have that kind of sexual urge. People be strange! Why wouldn't we?!

So, what is you opinion?
 
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“We never ever argue, or calculate,
the currency we’ve spent
I love you, you pay my rent”


You dress me up, I'm your puppet
You buy me things, I love it
You bring me food, I need it
You give me love, I feed it

And look at the two of us in sympathy
With everything we see
I never want anything, it's easy
You buy whatever I need

But look at my hopes, look at my dreams
The currency we've spent
(Ooooh) I love you, oh, you pay my rent
(Ooooh) I love you, oh, you pay my rent

You phone me in the evening on hearsay
And bought me caviar
You took me to a restaurant off Broadway
To tell me who you are

We never-ever argue, we never calculate
The currency we've spent
(Ooooh) I love you, oh, you pay my rent
(Ooooh) I love you, you pay my rent
(Ooooh) I love you, oh, you pay my rent

I'm your puppet
I love it

And look at the two of us in sympathy
And sometimes ecstasy
Words mean so little, and money less
When you're lying next to me

But look at my hopes, look at my dreams
The currency we've spent
(Ooooh) I love you, oh, you pay my rent
(Ooooh) I love you, you pay my rent
(Ooooh) Ooh, I love you, you pay my rent

Look at my hopes, look at my dreams
The currency we've spent
(Ooooh) I love you, oh, you pay my rent
(Ooooh) I love you, you pay my rent

Look at my hopes, look at my dreams
The currency we've spent
(Ooooh) I love you, oh, you pay my rent
(Ooooh) I love you, you pay my rent
(Ooooh) I love you, you pay my rent (It's easy, it's so easy)
(Ooooh) You pay my rent (It's easy, it's so easy)
(Ooooh) You pay my rent (It's easy, it's so easy)
(Ooooh) I love you (It's easy, it's so easy)
(It's easy, it's so easy)
(It's easy, it's so easy)
 

lomotil

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This no market for massage parlours for women.
How many women could a male attendant service in one shift?
How many men could a female attendant service in one shift ?
 
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Well, right off the bat the statement that "most" women have trouble orgasming is untrue. SOME women do, especially under the age of 20 or so, yes, but not by any means "most", and less so older women. The idea that middle aged women would be uncomfortable with a beefcake rubbing them can instantly be discounted with a mere mention of male strip clubs. Middle aged women are notoriously uninhibited sexually compared to other age groups; and we don't place our worth on our looks thus not having any sort of feeling of not being worthy of a hot studmuffin, plus we get hit on by younger men likely more than men our own ages. As pointed out in another thread recently.

The idea that there isn't a need/desire for male for female sex workers/MPA is a fallacy. There are a ton of women, youth to mature, with disposable income who either do happily seek it out or would, if it were more socially acceptable or readily available. There are a bunch of cultures and communities where giggalos are a thing, it is often not discussed or put in the media but they exist, and have for ages and ages.

The wealthy Jewish community as an example, widows often seek out young paid companionship. I believe someone else mentioned another example in this thread previously as well.

I think perhaps someone working at a masage parlour that caters to men may have a slightly narrowed view of what civilian women want. 🤷‍♀️ And I think...educated guess here, some may even feel threatened by the idea. No idea why, never made any rational sense to me, but I have certainly seen a lot of strange emotionally reactive response to even the idea that women could possibly have that kind of sexual urge. People be strange! Why wouldn't we?!
So, why are there no MPs for women?
 
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Big Rig

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This no market for massage parlours for women.
How many women could a male attendant service in one shift?
How many men could a female attendant service in one shift ?
1 per hour or two as tantra massage takes a while

He will not be having intercourse. Just a slow sensuous snd perhaps orgasmic massage
 

chodge

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1 per hour or two as tantra massage takes a while

He will not be having intercourse. Just a slow sensuous snd perhaps orgasmic massage
Might be just getting the massage and expecting the male attendant to get her off
 

Zoot Allures

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Because women have been told they don't want or need them. Patriarchy bullshit mixed with a dose of ignorance.
That maybe part of the reason as they are told it is sleazy

I wonder what the situation is like in more liberated parts of the world?

Erotic & Happy Ending Massage for Women in London | Massage-Her

It would seem if you are a legit RMT and attractive male and give wonderful massages the natural extension of that may be a release at the end for some women. I wonder how many go that far?
I Give Women Happy-Ending Massages for a Living | Women's Health (womenshealthmag.com)



"there are an estimated 21,000 spas in the U.S. where a predominantly female clientele spend more than $10 billion dollars"
 
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MuseMgmt

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Because women have been told they don't want or need them. Patriarchy bullshit mixed with a dose of ignorance.
Lmao.
Right, global lack of demand is now being blamed on men?
Hey, by all means, gather up a few hundred grand, buy a BRP, and give it a whirl.
Its been done before with epic fail.
Its not a matter of patriarch or speaking for all women, that's ridiculous. Its based on the facts. There isn't demand. Period.
But again, put your money where your opinions are and let us know how that works out for you.

Gotta love people with no expertise saying their opinion beats the dollars and cents.
 

Robert Mugabe

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Lmao.
Right, global lack of demand is now being blamed on men?
Hey, by all means, gather up a few hundred grand, buy a BRP, and give it a whirl.
Its been done before with epic fail.
Its not a matter of patriarch or speaking for all women, that's ridiculous. Its based on the facts. There isn't demand. Period.
But again, put your money where your opinions are and let us know how that works out for you.

Gotta love people with no expertise saying their opinion beats the dollars and cents.
You sound bitter. Speaking from past experience?
 
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lomotil

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1 per hour or two as tantra massage takes a while

He will not be having intercourse. Just a slow sensuous snd perhaps orgasmic massage
Woman are generally a lot smarter than that so that business model would be a non starter and not profitable.
Women are most hard wired , (very sophisticated wiring sometimes covered with emotion ) often like to be cuddled and remain physically and mentally connected after orgasm, whether it is clitoral or vaginal.
After a woman orgasm , I don’t imagine that they would appreciate being politely ushured out with a bottle of water in hand
as is the case for a grinning gentleman client with a spent dick and empty balls.
 
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