Why are there no massage parlours for women?

[Big Rig]

Massage parlour would have both female and male MPAs for women only

The idea that women can get it for free is bogus.
It is a lot of effort to dress up and go out with the hope of finding Mr Goodbar. Some women are too reserved or not attractive enough. Lots of reasons they cannot get quality sex for free even though it it is easier for women than men.

Just go to MP and pick your hunk, or babe, who is trained in pleasing wonen where you set the limits in a safe setting

 

[Mr Deeds]

I actually opened one, rented a space, advertised and everything but didn't get a single call

Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)

Mike Myers as Fat Bastard

www.imdb.com

 

[xmontrealer]

I heard that several years ago a massage spa opened up, advertising handsome young men to provide massages for females. Only problem was it was other handsome young men showing up to get the massages.

Maybe just an "urban myth" though...

 

[oil&gas]

Those handsome young men were showing up to spend
90% of the session to put up grouping from the obese butt ugly
and old hags who pretended massage was what they wanted.

 

[y2kmark]

I actually opened one, rented a space, advertised and everything but didn't get a single call

Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)

Mike Myers as Fat Bastard

www.imdb.com

Same here - got just one client, but she said I rubbed her the wrong way...

 

[VIPhunter]

I dunno. I think Nail Salons, Facial/Skin salons, maybe even waxing places, serve a similar purpose for women. Not so much in having a happy ending, but to be papered and touched by another human being who understands the art of making one feel good.

Maybe I'm wrong....but I doubt it.

 

[MuseMgmt]

Simple explanation...No demand.
1. Hot women can work at an MP, get the same service/attention, and get paid for it.
2. Your average middle aged woman who maybe doesn't fit the type to work, would not feel comfortable being groped by a man with abs and 2% body fat.
3. Every man asks this question and envisions themselves as the attendant and a bunch of babes as the clients. Lol. Thats not how MPs work.
4. Its been tried a few times by folks in denial of the above, and failed fast for the above reasons.
5. Curious women do go to the existing MPs. Y'all just don't know about it.
6. In general, mixing the sexes of the attendants can be a deterrent to those who haven't come out of the closet yet, or are simply curious and don't want people to know.

Xoxo.

 

[poker]

It’s called tinder. If the avg woman really just wanted a hookup with no strings…. She is a few clicks away from driving to the next town over for dinner and a motel.

 

[Perry Mason]

Remember "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"?

I don't think women find visiting a massage parlor and paying to be masturbated to be very romantic, sensual, erotic, etc., etc.

We, on the other hand, readily accept that a blowjob is a blowjob is a blowjob... my kingdom for an orgasm!

Perry

 

[Jenesis]

Men pay for sex, women pay for the spa. Those are our happy places. We don’t pay for sex. It is maybe 1 out of 10,000 that might. Maybe even less.

There is simply no money to be made.

 

[poker]

Men pay for sex, women pay for the spa. Those are our happy places. We don’t pay for sex. It is maybe 1 out of 10,000 that might. Maybe even less.

There is simply no money to be made.

For an extra $25, I'll stay to cuddle... and listen to you talk about your day.

 

[Ref]

I had a side business as a masseuse for several years (where I would bring my table to the customer).

My services were 100% legit as it would jeopardize my credentials.

All of my female customers appreciated the massage and never did the discussion talk about sexual services.

The majority of my male customers were the same, however a few gentlemen would hint about a release and a few outright asked to be released or offered to suck my cock.

Bottom line is that women appreciate a good massage and men (not all) are pigs.

 

[Jenesis]

For an extra $25, I'll stay to cuddle.

And the up-charges are starting already…..

 

[poker]

I dated a massage therapist for 2 years... every once in a while a guy would get hard, or ask for happy ending. She would get really mad about it. Would ask the guy not to come back.

 

[Mr Bret]

I had a side business as a masseuse for several years (where I would bring my table to the customer).

Were you not a masseur?
Masseur being the male version of a masseuse.

 

[Ref]

Were you not a masseur?
Masseur being the male version of a masseuse.

I am trans

 

[Brill]

Vibrators are more private, efficient, compact, portable and cheaper.
I’m surprised women still have sex.

 

[Mr Bret]

The majority of my male customers were the same, however a few gentlemen would hint about a release and a few outright asked to be released or offered to suck my cock.

I am trans

I see.
The line I quoted from your other post led me to believe that, well I guess you can see what it led me to believe.

 

[Jasmina]

Never see attractive interesting men advertising such services....

 

[Ceiling Cat]

...................because they can not compete with free!