Who created Humans?

How did humans come to be?

  • God created humans and the universe several thousand years ago

    Votes: 9 10.6%
  • Humans evolved over millions of years from simpler life forms

    Votes: 56 65.9%
  • Humans evolved but the process was guided by god

    Votes: 10 11.8%
  • I don't know

    Votes: 10 11.8%

  • Total voters
    85
Why, man created himself............Sheep asked him to create women.
 
Bears were first, then blueberries, then salmon, all good things were created by the Sahtu.
 
great bear said:
Bears were first, then blueberries, then salmon, all good things were created by the Sahtu.

Then one day Smith and Wesson discovered bear
 
blackdog said:
Creationism is a fairy tale.

Evolution is a hopeful counter to it
 
Some one not of this earth = God = Aliens since he wasn't from here by definition
 
HELLL-OOOO...

Aliens seeded us here to see if we would amount to anything. Needless to say we're a long ways from joining the interstellar community.

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alienencounters said:
Being a superior being I will let you know that all you knuckle dragging primates are a failed experiment.

We were trying to breed a race of hot sexy SP's and you ugly fuckers came up as well.

We are attempting again with 6 breasted women on Alpha centuri. Cause we love boobs.





:D

It is unfortunate that you only had transsexuals to model the women after.........SUPRISE
 
calloway said:
I thought Adam and Eve started all this mess.

Some would have you believe it was Adam and Steve
 
calloway said:
Which one carried the baby for the first 9 months?

Better to ask someone who finds Steve is a suitable mate to Adam to answer that.