JOHNNY DEPP!!
I swear to you, if this man was touring or even here for a month he would be booked solid by me. I would then beg Mirage to host Couples calls featuring Mr. Depp so that I could afford to pay him and have sex with him all day. Then, once I have made enough to pay his fee for the day (and the month) I would then proceed to have sex with him all night. After the third week, when he realizes that he cannot escape the 'Noir' and he develops Stockholm Syndrome... Haha. I should stop. Perhaps I HAVE thought of this a little too much...
MARK WAHLBERG
We would play a game where I make him do all of his old dances and when I say Marky Mark, he has to remove his shirt and crack that cute smile of his. This game would be played when Johnny is sleeping or when Johnny is sent out to run errands.
then
DWAYNE JOHNSON
(Nice teeth and nice muscles!)
I think that a one night stand would suffice.
Arnold Vosloo (From the Mummy series/Blood Diamond etc. I don't know why! I think it was because of that Red Shoe Diaries episode I saw...yum....)
I would make him say such dirty dirty things through fax and want to reenact that whole office scene that I saw in Red Shoes....except, I would go through with it. lol... Not to mention, his South African accent is very nice. ^_^ *rwar* I double dare YOU Arnold... lol...
and I'd endure an hour
Chuck Norris just to say that I survived....lol