Which Adult DVD store in Toronto has best selection ?

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"Ready to drop" - LOL!

Porn titles are way too funny. Here is a list from "Thought Catalog" (#5 is my favorite):

1. You’ve Got Male
2. Everyone I Did Last Summer
3. The Boobyguard
4. Ocean’s 11 Inches
5. ET: The Extra Testicle
6. Night of the Giving Head
7. The Sperminator
8. Edward Penishands
9. The Bone Ranger
10. Good Will Humping
11. A Few Hard Men
12. Village of the Rammed
13. Clif Banger
14. Breast Side Story
15. Laid in Manhattan
16. Saturday Night Beaver
17. Any Given Cumday
18. A Clockwork Orgy
19. Any Officer and a Genitalman
20. Gulp Fiction
21. Oklahomo!
22. Beverly Hills, 9021-ho!
23. The Bare Bitch Project
24. My Bare Lady
25. Bitanic
26. Buffy the Vampire Layer
27. Pulp Friction
28. A Beautiful Behind
29. Gangbangs of New York
30. 40 Gays in 40 Nights
31. Womb Raider
32. School of Cock
33. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Gays
34. White Men Can’t Hump
35. Throbin Hood
36. On Golden Blonde
37. Sisterhood of the Traveling Sluts
38. Romancing The Bone
39. King Dong
40. Fill Bill
41. Sorest Rump
42. Brassiere to Eternity
43. Yank My Doodle, It’s A Dandy!

These porn movie titles aren't real, (they're mentioned in my unfinished screenplay that nobody wants to read). All of them are gay porn:

Penis Butter Ass Jam (both the title and the plot, presumably).
DP TeePee (A double penetration film where the actors are dressed like cowboys and Indians for the first couple of minutes)
Cock a Dude'll Do
 

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Years ago a friend owned a porn store on Danforth. I used to stop in and shoot the shit with him. He said he made a lot of money (under the table) on his private viewing rooms in the back. He said most of his customers were older married men who were unable to watch porn and toss off at the house (or were in a sexless marriage). Hence they would stroll down to his place, pick out a movie or two and take care of business.
 

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Years ago a friend owned a porn store on Danforth. I used to stop in and shoot the shit with him. He said he made a lot of money (under the table) on his private viewing rooms in the back. He said most of his customers were older married men who were unable to watch porn and toss off at the house (or were in a sexless marriage). Hence they would stroll down to his place, pick out a movie or two and take care of business.

Fucking couldn't pay me enough to work in a place like. Cleaning jizz all day long.
 

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I realize DVDs are going the way of the do do bird but there are still some I want, partly cause the box covers show gorgeous gals.

One I'm searching for is:

'Adult Guidance 4' by Innocent High.

Let me know if you have that.

I'll be visiting Toronto soon and just wondering, which Adult store have the Best selection of Adult DVDs.

I also value helpful staff that will answer questions and place orders without bitching.

I've run into some stores where the desk person doesn't even make eye contact.

So any suggestions of the Best Adult DVD stores in Toronto are welcome.

I'm also seeking the best Mail order company for ordering Adult DVDs within Canada, I recall there used to be one called Canada's Best.

I actually still have a few dvd's and have my dvd player set up just for porn. I like it cause you can play stuff in slow motion. My dvd player allows you to zoom and change the angels so I've seen some really cool shit on it.
 
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I actually still have a few dvd's and have my dvd player set up just for porn. I like it cause you can play stuff in slow motion. All my dvd player allows you to zoom and change the angels so I've seen some really cool shit on it.
I tossed mine years ago and I cannot understand the hassle of going to a store to stare through porn titles. You could store thousands of pornos from the internet on one drive - even encrypt it from prying eyes on a dedicated portable drive. Any movie can be found and accessed in seconds. I don't have porn (I have a short attention span so free porno clips are enough) but I have over 1500+ movies that I can call up from one portable drive. Whether it is Top Gun Maverick or Casablanca - a few clicks and I'm watching it.
 

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I tossed mine years ago and I cannot understand the hassle of going to a store to stare through porn titles. You could store thousands of pornos from the internet on one drive - even encrypt it from prying eyes on a dedicated portable drive. Any movie can be found and accessed in seconds. I don't have porn (I have a short attention span so free porno clips are enough) but I have over 1500+ movies that I can call up from one portable drive. Whether it is Top Gun Maverick or Casablanca - a few clicks and I'm watching it.
I won't ever go a store again if there is one out there. I won't even buy on-line. I have a handful porn on dvd that I really like, and like I said my dvd players has features that just can't be done with windows media player or whatever. I have a bunch saved on a flash drive, that also can be played on my big screen tv via my dvd player.
 

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I saw a store on Lakeshore and Browns line the other day. Covered up windows. Didn't see many cars in the parking lot but it seemed open.
 

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Years ago a friend owned a porn store on Danforth. I used to stop in and shoot the shit with him. He said he made a lot of money (under the table) on his private viewing rooms in the back. He said most of his customers were older married men who were unable to watch porn and toss off at the house (or were in a sexless marriage). Hence they would stroll down to his place, pick out a movie or two and take care of business.
There was a junk shop store with no name on the north side of Queen Street East, just east of Parliament St, now closed. For many years it was owned by an old Chinese man, who knew his customer demographic well; there was a TD Bank branch across the street, (closed in 2017), and inside the store, there was only ever one copy of anything. The guy must have made a lot of his money on the three or four days each month when homeless people are spending all of their monthly cheque.

I went in there for the first time after the old man had died, and left the store to his son. The back room of the store was the money maker, it was literally the Unholy Grail of vintage porn, almost all of it from the 1950's-70's. I bought about 100 magazines at $1-$2 each, (and again, there was almost always only one copy of any one of them). My favorites were the mid-60's digest sized magazines on pulp paper. The target audience seemed to be guys who just got out of jail, or were just about to go back in, and extremely gullible pervs. Many of the female models had facial expressions which suggested that they owed money to The Mob.

Some of the ads are priceless; replica police badges and handguns, X-Ray spex, and small ads offering 'French' photographs by mail, with P.O. Box addresses. I can imagine some guy living in a fleabag hotel in a seedy part of New YorK City paying for his room daily, in quarters.
 

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Bay Street Video is still the Gold Standard for Cineasts. You can't beat their selection of all things in film arts.

Bay Street Video - Toronto's Largest DVD Collection


Towards the back, on the left hand side behind a curtain is the "EROS" section.

Smart of the staff to know that if you like film, you like ALL categories of film.
 

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On and near Yonge Street: There are two stores with large selections of second hand XXX DVDs. ABC Books, west side of Yonge, between Wellesley and Bloor, in the back, just past the cash register.

The other one is BMV Books. It's a few doors west of Yonge, on a side street one or two blocks north of Dundas, where The World's Biggest Bookstore used to be, (10 Edward Street). They have a lot of porn DVDs in the back of the store. BMV has at least two other locations, one on the west side of Yonge, a little bit north of Eglinton, (2289 Yonge Street), and the other on Bloor St West, south side, a couple of blocks west of Spadina, (471 Bloor West). I don't know if they have XXX DVDs in that store, but the Bloor St store has a very large collection of DVDs for sale in the basement. I haven't been in the Eglinton store in almost 20 years, so I have no idea whether or not they even have DVDs there. I'm sure they would tell you that if you phone them.

bmvbooks(dot)com is the website. They buy and sell, but for DVDs, the condition of the box is really important, and they wouldn't be interested in mass market mainstream movie DVDs. Almost 25 years ago, when I was moving, I got more than $300 for four boxes of magazines at the Elm Street store, but there were a lot of rare titles.

Anybody looking to sell comic books should check with the BMV Bloor West store, (and also more than one other place, for comparison), but most likely they wouldn't be interested in most titles published after the early 1980's, unless you have 'key issues'. Most comic books published after the 1970's have little to no value if you're trying to sell them, because there either were too many copies printed, or too many people have unread, mint condition copies, bagged and boarded, which were purchased as an investment, rather than because the owner likes comic books. If you go in a comic book store and see a book on the wall that came out six months ago, and is priced at $200, it doesn't mean that your copy is worth any more than 25% of the cover price if you try to sell it. If the copy on the wall sells, the store owner will just go in the stock room and put another one in a bag for the wall. The same applies to sports trading cards. Old stuff in excellent condition is valuable. Anything after the early 1980's, other than rookie cards, big name stars and 'specialty cards', is worth practically nothing - supply exceeds demand, and too much of it exists in top conditions.
 
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what's your guess as to how many Adult DVDs there are on the market ? I heard its about 50,000 but that seems on the low end
 
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