"Ready to drop" - LOL!
Porn titles are way too funny. Here is a list from "Thought Catalog" (#5 is my favorite):
1. You’ve Got Male
2. Everyone I Did Last Summer
3. The Boobyguard
4. Ocean’s 11 Inches
5. ET: The Extra Testicle
6. Night of the Giving Head
7. The Sperminator
8. Edward Penishands
9. The Bone Ranger
10. Good Will Humping
11. A Few Hard Men
12. Village of the Rammed
13. Clif Banger
14. Breast Side Story
15. Laid in Manhattan
16. Saturday Night Beaver
17. Any Given Cumday
18. A Clockwork Orgy
19. Any Officer and a Genitalman
20. Gulp Fiction
21. Oklahomo!
22. Beverly Hills, 9021-ho!
23. The Bare Bitch Project
24. My Bare Lady
25. Bitanic
26. Buffy the Vampire Layer
27. Pulp Friction
28. A Beautiful Behind
29. Gangbangs of New York
30. 40 Gays in 40 Nights
31. Womb Raider
32. School of Cock
33. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Gays
34. White Men Can’t Hump
35. Throbin Hood
36. On Golden Blonde
37. Sisterhood of the Traveling Sluts
38. Romancing The Bone
39. King Dong
40. Fill Bill
41. Sorest Rump
42. Brassiere to Eternity
43. Yank My Doodle, It’s A Dandy!
These porn movie titles aren't real, (they're mentioned in my unfinished screenplay that nobody wants to read). All of them are gay porn:
Penis Butter Ass Jam (both the title and the plot, presumably).
DP TeePee (A double penetration film where the actors are dressed like cowboys and Indians for the first couple of minutes)
Cock a Dude'll Do