Where the Hell is Shake?

[Morgan Ellis]

I miss the horny bastard. Is he sulking over the outcome of the 'Bring Back the TOTW' poll, or is he in Cuba with Great Bear's thread?

- M

ps: yes, actually he is both AS and my girlfriend. Just wanted to clear that up.

 

[The Doctor]

The Shake is not a "he".

 

[Cardinal Fang]

BRING BACK THE SHAKE

 

[Morgan Ellis]

The Shake is not a "he".

We take turns being the 'he', and it's 'his' turn to wear the strap on.

- M

 

[great bear]

I want to make something perfectly claro. The Shake is not with Great Bear. There are some people I will not invite into my den without a second Bear being present.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Bring back The Shake!

Send Morgan back to Iowa and tell her it's Chicago

 

[Morgan Ellis]

I got lost in Indiana, not Iowa. I'm only going to Iowa if Shake wears that low cut evening gown while he drives.

 

[Morgan Ellis]

The Shake is not with Great Bear.

Really? He told me you guys were going steady. He even showed me the promise ring.

- M

 

[Anais North]

The Shake is at my place showing me his Tool of the Weak.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

The Shake is at my place showing me his Tool of the Weak.

Should be a .... short ... visit, no?

 

[Anais North]

Should be a .... short ... visit, no?

Decidedly shorter than a week.

 

[Morgan Ellis]

The Shake is at my place showing me his Tool of the Weak.

We'd all be much happier if it didn't have that cord dangling from it...I sometimes worry about where it's supposed to be plugged in.

 

[Asterix]

That The Shake's next to last post was "fuck off", when all the rah rah to restart "tool of the week" was going on, might give a clue.

 

[pool]

aside from being left in the baggie ...

Upon his last breath he spoke the words "suck an unsheathed cock" then there was a clicking sound and silence.



big brother is watching

 

[Asterix]

Poolie,

I like to flatter myself that I'm a fairly bright guy, but I have no idea what you're talking about.

 

[pool]

That`s OK Asterix, ya have to be pretty dim to understand what I`m talking abt as I usually have no idea either.


Shake refers to parts which are impotent.


he must be watching little brotha today

 

[luv4lust]

maybe he is hiding under the handle shakenbake

 

[Spode]

Maybe he came to the realization some time after his christmas beating at the hands of Branson, that he was a disgrace and is too humiliated to post anymore!

Btw if you want a fruit to fall from a tree, you have to shake the tree real hard.

 

[The Shake]

The Shake is not my girlfriend.

 

[Spode]

The Shake is not my girlfriend.

YOO-HOO, where are you? We miss you!