Where do babies come from?

[TheNiteHwk]

Little girl to her Mom:

“Mommy where do babies come from?”

Mom: “Well… Mommy and Daddy fall in love and then get married. Then when they come home, they go in the bedroom and have sex, Daddy puts his penis inside Mommy’s vagina and … that’s where babies come from”

Little girl: “Oh, Ok… but the other day I walked in the bedroom and Daddy had his penis in your mouth, What do you get from that?”

Mom: “Jewlery!”

 

[papasmerf]

I would say, were it my penis...............a sore throat

 

[Never Compromised]

I would say, were it my penis...............a sore throat

You have syphilis?

 

[LancsLad]

You have syphilis?

He got you with that one Papa.

 

[papasmerf]

He got you with that one Papa.

NaI was waiting for the reports t cum back.........seems it takes a day or two from the lab

 

[Berlin]

Mom: “Jewlery!” [/FONT]

h..h..h... : D