Where do babies come from?
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Jade4u
It's been good to know ya
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
You got Male!
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
You got Male!
This reminds me of that awful joke. Here goes.
Teenage daughter: Mommy, is it true that babies come from the same place where guys put their thing?
Mommy: Yes.
Daughter: But, won't the teeth hurt the baby?
Teenage daughter: Mommy, is it true that babies come from the same place where guys put their thing?
Mommy: Yes.
Daughter: But, won't the teeth hurt the baby?
THat book is a crock of $hit, she is smiling in the back of the car on the way to the hospital, and I think she was smiling while on the bed in labour. NO woman smiles when she is in labour, I think it is humanly impossible.
