Where are the people I used to know!!

[TROOPS]

Um, I have some bad news...

You over inflated it and popped it, didn't you?

 

[Goober Mcfly]

You over inflated it and popped it, didn't you?

No, I kind of inserted it and then it exploded and I haven't been able to poop right in weeks. It's pushed a bit to one side, so some of the shit can make it out, but it's smearing on the picture of Gary Coleman that you had taped to it.

Sorry.

On a bright note, my mom has worn that sand-encrusted dildo into a diamond for you.

 

[TROOPS]

No, I kind of inserted it and then it exploded and I haven't been able to poop right in weeks. It's pushed a bit to one side, so some of the shit can make it out, but it's smearing on the picture of Gary Coleman that you had taped to it.

Sorry.

On a bright note, my mom has worn that sand-encrusted dildo into a diamond for you.

I'll always have fond memories of our shared inflatable butt plug, how you would inflate it for me as i jerked off to the Tiger beat magazine cover of Joey Lawrence from Blossom.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

I'll always have fond memories of our shared inflatable butt plug, how you would inflate it for me as i jerked off to the Tiger beat magazine cover of Joey Lawrence from Blossom.

It's amazing how much Joey Lawrence looks like Gary Coleman when his picture is covered with shit.

 

[TROOPS]

It's amazing how much Joey Lawrence looks like Gary Coleman when his picture is covered with shit.

R.I.P. Gary Poo.

 

[anon1]