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BottomsUp

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No problem. She was just having a stomach orgasm. :eek:

On a serious not however, can you imagine the pussy contractions if your dick was still in there while she's heaving. hmmm
 

Tick

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BottomsUp said:
No problem. She was just having a stomach orgasm. :eek:

On a serious not however, can you imagine the pussy contractions if your dick was still in there while she's heaving. hmmm


That's called a "Gorilla Milkshake"
 

great bear

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BottomsUp said:
No problem. She was just having a stomach orgasm. :eek:

On a serious not however, can you imagine the pussy contractions if your dick was still in there while she's heaving. hmmm

Ewwwwww!
 

wrong hole

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Tick said:
That's called a "Gorilla Milkshake"

LOL....thanks BottomsUp and Tick for this....I needed the laugh so much
 

Tick

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LOL....thanks BottomsUp and Tick for this....I needed the laugh so much

Happy to oblige.. just don't ask me what a "German Sampler" is.
 

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Tick said:
Happy to oblige.. just don't ask me what a "German Sampler" is.

I assume that's like a 'hot sandwich'...when you give a girl a log
 

Papi Chulo

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I had picked up this chick, got a slice of pizza & went back to my place where things heated up. One thing led to another and before I knew it, she was on top, riding me cowgirl style. I was giving her some long, hard deep strokes. She moaned and then she moaned some more, and then she gagged... and vomited. The warm chunky treat landed next to me, and ran under the waterbed mattress. She was really embarrassed, jumped off and ran to the washroom and asked me to take her home. AS I was driving her home, she told me that she was lactose intollerant and had forgotten her pills.

When I moved 7 months later, the vomit that I had missed was still moist under the waterbed mattress.. and still smelt as bad as the day it was deposited there!!
 
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GlavaMan

Papi Chulo said:
When I moved 7 months later, the vomit that I had missed was still moist under the waterbed mattress.. and still smelt as bad as the day it was deposited there!!
Good thing you didn't move years later!

BTW a Smelt is a fish.
 

wumpscut

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true story.... she was drunk....

.... and it was my first time and she ran to the bathroom and puked right after I finished. Remember how they say you never forget your first time? No wonder when you have this kind of experience,LOL. She told me afterward that she wasn't on the pill and I thought she might get pregnant and we'd have to get married, I was pretty stressed out for a while!:eek:
 
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