When to pay a hooker...

[toughb]

Three friends decided to visit a prostitute. It was a slow night, So she gave the guys a deal. "You can pay by the inch."

When the first man comes back out his friends ask, "How much did she charge you?"

"$75 dollars," said the first.

The second guy goes in and returns with a fee of $85. The first two were proud of their prowess.

The third man goes in and returns, "How much did she charge you?" ask the first two.
"$20 dollars" replies the third.

The first two start laughing hysterically.

"Hey guys," replied the third, "I'm not so stupid, I paid on the way out instead of on the way in!"

...

 

[Ceiling Cat]

How do you make a horemone?.............................



...............You don't pay her!!!!!!!!!

 

[AJstar]

Three friends decided to visit a prostitute. It was a slow night, So she gave the guys a deal. "You can pay by the inch."

When the first man comes back out his friends ask, "How much did she charge you?"

"$75 dollars," said the first.

The second guy goes in and returns with a fee of $85. The first two were proud of their prowess.

The third man goes in and returns, "How much did she charge you?" ask the first two.
"$20 dollars" replies the third.

The first two start laughing hysterically.

"Hey guys," replied the third, "I'm not so stupid, I paid on the way out instead of on the way in!"

...

Huh? I guess I'm slow tonite. I need some splain'n.

 

[amber-jade]

he pulled a dine and dash


.

 

[stinkynuts]

Huh? I guess I'm slow tonite. I need some splain'n.

I'm guessing the hooker was so happy to have a large one inside her, she only charged $20? Not a very clear joke.

 

[shoeguy]

Huh? I guess I'm slow tonite. I need some splain'n.

If I got this right, he waited until he was flaccid to pay. No?

 

[AJstar]

he pulled a dine and dash


.

No, that wouldn't be a joke. Why pay anything then?

 

[Lou Siffer]

If I got this right, he waited until he was flaccid to pay. No?

Exactly. I can't believe nobody else got that. Not really funny though.

C'mon toughb, you can do better...

 

[AJstar]

If I got this right, he waited until he was flaccid to pay. No?

Yes,that makes sense.

 

[Manat33]

I thought that he was so long he came out on the other end.

 

[Barca]

You go in with a hard on.

You leave soft after you're done.

If you're going to get charged by the inch, it might as well be when jr is taking a nap after work. I thought the joke was pretty self-explanatory!

 

[gia]

I didn't totally get the joke either, but i presume it means that the other guys paid on the way in (i.e. when she had no idea yet) and the last guy had paid on the way out (i.e. when she got her surprise and was satisfied!)...so she decided to give him a discount.

The joke requires some vivid imagination to understand

 

[smylee52]

I didn't totally get the joke either, but i presume it means that the other guys paid on the way in (i.e. when she had no idea yet) and the last guy had paid on the way out (i.e. when she got her surprise and was satisfied!)...so she decided to give him a discount.

The joke requires some vivid imagination to understand

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The first guy walks in with a hard on and paying by the inch gets charged accordingly up front.

The second guy wants to show his cock is bigger hence the higher charge .

The third guy is smart and told the SP he'll pay after the session so he was charged after he had sex so his cock is flaccid .

.

 

[tboy]

Yeah, well, I didn't get it either. I don't know the sexual mannerisms of all guys but I will tell you this:

I'm still hard even after I cum so that is why I didn't get the joke.....

 

[Hurricane Hank]

I can't believe anyone needed to have this explained. LMAO.