When pet obedience becomes an issue...

[mandrill]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1409591670157545472

 

[downbound123]

Always made it a rule to never own a pet that someday may decide to have me for lunch.

 

[The Fox]

Rubbish. I blame the owners for the lions behavior. My mate Siegfried does alright.

 

[Valcazar]

I thought this thread was about something different...

 

[mandrill]

Rubbish. I blame the owners for the lions behavior. My mate Siegfried does alright.

Kid probably tried to make the kitty beg and do tricks for a piece of bacon. Should have known better.

 

[lessjamie7]

When I have a pet problem I call Vagina Macowens the snatch whisperer.

Or I tell her to go to her mothers.

LJ

 

[Robert Mugabe]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1409591670157545472

"They bite and scratch and make an awful fuss. It's no use trying to stroke them saying pusspusspusspusspuss." Bonzo dog dooh dahh band.