"When Elfmans Attack!"

Morgan Ellis

Bitchy McBitcherson
I love scientologists - they make for such fun and diverting news stories...

In today's edition, Jenna Elfman, of 'Dharma and Greg' quasi-washed-up-celeb semi fame, goes ballistic over a t-shirt that disses her 'religion':

"Yes, we now have Jenna Elfman and her husband Bodhi, going off on the "Scientology Is Gay" t-shirt wearing John Roecker. he was approached by a shirtless man and a tall blonde. "Hey, man, you're making fun of my religion," said the stranger angrily. The strangers were Jenna and Bohdi Elfman.

Roecker says Jenna repeatedly said "What crimes have you committed?" and began screaming at Roecker, "Have you raped a baby?*" as motorists on Los Feliz Boulevard drove by in snarled traffic. Roecker says it appears that Bodhi Elfman prepared to take a swing at him, but thought against it. Bizarrely, Roecker also says that the Elfmans had a young, twenty-something male companion with them whom they continually instructed to move away and cover his ears whenever references to Xenu were made.

Bodhi Elfman's rep Jenni Weinman tells TMZ that according to Bodhi "He was out for a Sunday stroll with his wife, when some guy walks by with a t-shirt on, very prominently attacking his religion. Words were extended and Bodhi and Jenna were personally attacked for their beliefs. As they went about their business, the guy continued to try to illicit negative responses from the both of them. As they walked away he continued to scream propaganda and hate at them. Apparently he spent all Monday calling the press to promote himself."

Full story - http://www.tmz.com/2006/06/13/when-elfmans-explode/

* this question - 'Have you raped a baby?' - apparently isn't just an odd, off the cuff nutter question. According to a source familiar with scientology there is a specific reason why she asked him that question.

"It's one of the questions Scientologists are asked by Scientology leaders when they've misbehaved"

OK, how freaking scary is that? I'm so glad I've decided to just convert to Druidism, instead of being part of some freaky cult.

Morgan
 
and people wonder...

...why I think all forms of religion are fucked up...although calling Scientology a religion is like calling a Big Mac fine cuisine..

be an athiest !!! unclog your mind of the worry of whether there is a God, and if he's watching over your every move...and whether you're gonna rot in hell...


N2G
 
somewhere on a secret island, L Ron Hubbard is laughing his ass off while surrounded by riches bought using membership fees paid by celebrities
Sammy Davis Jr is there as well
 
new2game said:
unclog your mind of the worry of whether there is a God, and if he's watching over your every move...

Now that I'm a Druid, I just worship the tree in my backyard. If I move to a condo, I'll probably just get a nice ficus and worship that on my balcony.

If anyone wants to come worship with me, we meet on Wednesday nights over near the bird feeder.

Morgan
 
freshbreath said:
somewhere on a secret island, L Ron Hubbard is laughing his ass off while surrounded by riches bought using membership fees paid by celebrities

I have always wondered how intelligent people could not figure out what Hubbard was really up to, but then I realized that any religion that caters to people's greed is bound to attract many
 
freshbreath said:
somewhere on a secret island, L Ron Hubbard is laughing his ass off while surrounded by riches bought using membership fees paid by celebrities
Sammy Davis Jr is there as well

L Ron Hubbard has been dead for over twenty years.
 
Dear WSG...

Morgan Ellis said:
Now that I'm a Druid, I just worship the tree in my backyard. If I move to a condo, I'll probably just get a nice ficus and worship that on my balcony.

If anyone wants to come worship with me, we meet on Wednesday nights over near the bird feeder.

Morgan

I thought we were supposed to worship YOU?:p