Whats the Worst Thing You Can Say Right After Sex?

[Claudia Love]

That was 2 minutes of my life ill never get back..

 

[oakvilleguy]

Was almost as good as my ex

 

[luvdog]

Thanks (wrong name)...I mean (you)

LD

 

[goalie000]

Can we start now?

 

[Ponderling]

When did the condom slip off? And where is it now. Let me go look for it.

 

[Mr Deeds]

Got to go now

 

[jcpro]

Let your self out. I need to get some sleep.

 

[Toke]

I'm sorry.

 

[Valcazar]

You should go get tested.

 

[whynot888]

Let's get married.

 

[NotTheCatThatYouLike]

Ok, let me help you to pack up your school backpack now.

 

[TimberOne]

Hm, your mom and sisters were better

 

[Adam_hadam]

Let your self out. I need to get some sleep.

Similarly, "Oh. You're still here?"

 

[avocat]

The woman asks ... "is it in?"

 

[poker]

If you leave your panties in the jar by the door, I do a monthly draw.

 

[Phil C. McNasty]

You don't have AIDS, do you??!

 

[Insidious Von]

Mind if I fart?

 

[Uncharted]

"Thanks Mom."

 

[Phil C. McNasty]

*slap on the butt*

That was great sex, fattie

 

[Mr Deeds]

For God's sake it's been an hour make up your mind spit or swallow