How bout we make it the swingsfuturelegend said:* Yes
No
Should I meat you by the monkey bars?
How bout we make it the swingsfuturelegend said:* Yes
No
Should I meat you by the monkey bars?
If that's the case and if she's Japanese , hope you will hear her whispering yamete yamete into your ears real soonGyaos said:We both know each other.
Gyaos Baltar.
Have you tried sending her a registered letter? In the letter you could tell her you know she is talking to you on the blog, and that you have been watching her closely and are waiting for the right moment to pounce. Oh, and don't forget to tell her that you were meant for each other and you want to spend the rest of your life with her. Maybe she will take you seriously then. Chicks really love it when you flatter them with attention like that. And the registered letter is just classy.Gyaos said:Any ideas to get her to come out 4 a life long affair, so I don't have to continue this "blog nonsense"? Anyone?
Gyaos Baltar.
Sorry but I have a hard time believing this would ever work. We chicks may like flattery, but the letter would probably come off as creepy. For one hes only been reading a blog (apparently he knows her but personally I doubt that as if he knew her personally he would probably be able to get her email and email her saving himself alot of time). To say hes been watching her closely, that they were meant to be together and he wants to spand the rest of his life with her would more then likely scream STALKER.Questor said:Have you tried sending her a registered letter? In the letter you could tell her you know she is talking to you on the blog, and that you have been watching her closely and are waiting for the right moment to pounce. Oh, and don't forget to tell her that you were meant for each other and you want to spend the rest of your life with her. Maybe she will take you seriously then. Chicks really love it when you flatter them with attention like that. And the registered letter is just classy.
*Leans in and whispers in Bianca's ear*, "I think he was being sarcastic."biancablaze said:Sorry but I have a hard time believing this would ever work. We chicks may like flattery, but the letter would probably come off as creepy. For one hes only been reading a blog (apparently he knows her but personally I doubt that as if he knew her personally he would probably be able to get her email and email her saving himself alot of time). To say hes been watching her closely, that they were meant to be together and he wants to spand the rest of his life with her would more then likely scream STALKER.
The best thing to do in order to get her to email him is to say: from what Ive read in your blog Im very interested in getting to know you more personally. Here is my email so we can talk in private instead of on here for the whole world to read.
ROFLfuturelegend said:*Leans in and whispers in Bianca's ear*, "I think he was being sarcastic."
Questor, you forgot to add the appropriate smiley , just to keep the confusion down.
I think she came in her pants, literally, GB. She might have thought I was some fat, bald Caucasion and went to the club I told her to go to, so she could end it once and for all, got a look at me and literally squirted all over herself. I could smell it, it was nice.great bear said:Sounds like she dumped in her drawers when she set her eyes on you. Just one of those "magic pre puberty moments".
Well that deffinatly went over my head now didnt it. I was actually trying to figure out if he was being sarcastic or not but decided to go with it being serious.futurelegend said:*Leans in and whispers in Bianca's ear*, "I think he was being sarcastic."
Questor, you forgot to add the appropriate smiley , just to keep the confusion down.
The tip off was the registered letter. It allows the stalkee to go to the police and have the stalker arrested.biancablaze said:Well that deffinatly went over my head now didnt it. I was actually trying to figure out if he was being sarcastic or not but decided to go with it being serious.
yet, you can't get her to reply to you in an email?Gyaos said:she wanted it so bad
Gyaos said:When she came and checked me out, she literally released this massive hot smell when she saw me......I think she came in her pants.
Questor said:And the registered letter is just classy.
I suspect that the people who took my post seriously spend little time in the politics forum where Gyaos is not taken seriously at all, to put it kindly.digdoo said:If you are an insurance company maybe. Here it is just creepy.
Well, she doesn't go out with any guys (I get it, maybe a secret lesbian.....no). They are all rejected. I'm not. No email is actually a blessing. When she starts, how will I get her to stop?21pro said:excuse me but you claim that:
yet, you can't get her to reply to you in an email?
No one takes you seriously either, beefhead.Questor said:I suspect that the people who took my post seriously spend little time in the politics forum where Gyaos is not taken seriously at all, to put it kindly.
LOL. No. It's not exactly like that. But sometimes, she will write an entire entry specifically for me, about me and for me to read, rather than just send a private email. THAT'S what I don't like. Cute, but freaky. I don't see any other "guys" succeeding, only me. She already physically met me, but became too shy, so I had to talk to her closest business associate. She wants to approach it slowly, I'll be asleep before long at this rate.Top Northerner said:SO when she wrote in her blog "This afternoon was great, I got together with some girlfriends and went to the zoo" was she actually saying in code "Gyaos, I want to have monkey sex with you!" If that is how she is writing to you in her blog you need to write back in code, then she will understand you.
Its obvious you had your "tin foil" hat on when she first saw you.Gyaos said:Well, she doesn't go out with any guys (I get it, maybe a secret lesbian.....no). They are all rejected. I'm not. No email is actually a blessing. When she starts, how will I get her to stop?
No one takes you seriously either, beefhead.
LOL. No. It's not exactly like that. But sometimes, she will write an entire entry specifically for me, about me and for me to read, rather than just send a private email. THAT'S what I don't like. Cute, but freaky. I don't see any other "guys" succeeding, only me. She already physically met me, but became too shy, so I had to talk to her closest business associate. She wants to approach it slowly, I'll be asleep before long at this rate.
Gyaos.
And it went "toot toot" when she came in her pants, looking at Mr. Too Sexy.great bear said:Its obvious you had your "tin foil" hat on when she first saw you.