What's the scariest thing you encounteed?
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Yup...this has happened twice. The first time on a two hour with an agency girl in Toronto. During round two...that's where it ended. The agency was kind enough to refund me the second hour.
The second time was with a well known lady from these parts. We are down to business and I looked down to watch myself pistoning her and I noticed the blood...not for me. Graciously she said that the time was on the house, I told her not to worry, as we had consumed a lot of time...but she insisted. She was always a classy gal.
Okay. This experience was very fucked up and kind of just remembered as it haunted me for awhile. I haven't thought about this for years.
2007 I was 21..went to BC for 2 weeks and scrolling newspapers for escorts in Vancouver. Come across an an add for 80 hh. So I text and the lady says she will pick me up at my hostel and drive me back to her apartment. Up rolls this 28 or so babe. With nice tits but clearly fake. She's wearing a skirt. I'm rubbing her leg in the car and I'm already getting a boner. We get to her condo and she must have had over 100 pictures of herself all over the place. On side tables and walls were covered. They were all modeling shots. Super glamour pictures. I hop on the bed and she gives me a great blowjob with finish. (Covered) then I'm expecting a blowjob and sex for round 2. She was still wearing a low cut shirt and a skirt. Well as she starts sucking a few minutes later for round 2. She stands up and lifts her skirt. And I saw balls hanging out of her underwear. I was shocked and disgusted. It just isn't for me. Well she/he wants me to give it in the ass. I passed at this point knowing it's a tranny. And I opted to just get sucked off again. Weird right? So I tried to hurry and at this point im scared of this person as im looking at this narcissistic person with 100s of portraits of themselve on wall. I made myself cum as quickly as possible. Then she wouldn't stop sucking. And it got painful. After I pulled away she said she wanted to get me off a third time. I said I couldn't and I have to go. She tried to blow me against my will and was begging. But I got dressed to leave. She drove me back to my hostel and I felt so ashamed and gross. So I picked up paper to look at her add again. It was under transsexual section. So she thought I knew but I clearly didn't. Then I had to erase that Memory and went to a brothel where I had 20 girls line up and I could choose who I wanted. And I ended up getting laid after getting two blow jobs from a tranny.
2007 I was 21..went to BC for 2 weeks and scrolling newspapers for escorts in Vancouver. Come across an an add for 80 hh. So I text and the lady says she will pick me up at my hostel and drive me back to her apartment. Up rolls this 28 or so babe. With nice tits but clearly fake. She's wearing a skirt. I'm rubbing her leg in the car and I'm already getting a boner. We get to her condo and she must have had over 100 pictures of herself all over the place. On side tables and walls were covered. They were all modeling shots. Super glamour pictures. I hop on the bed and she gives me a great blowjob with finish. (Covered) then I'm expecting a blowjob and sex for round 2. She was still wearing a low cut shirt and a skirt. Well as she starts sucking a few minutes later for round 2. She stands up and lifts her skirt. And I saw balls hanging out of her underwear. I was shocked and disgusted. It just isn't for me. Well she/he wants me to give it in the ass. I passed at this point knowing it's a tranny. And I opted to just get sucked off again. Weird right? So I tried to hurry and at this point im scared of this person as im looking at this narcissistic person with 100s of portraits of themselve on wall. I made myself cum as quickly as possible. Then she wouldn't stop sucking. And it got painful. After I pulled away she said she wanted to get me off a third time. I said I couldn't and I have to go. She tried to blow me against my will and was begging. But I got dressed to leave. She drove me back to my hostel and I felt so ashamed and gross. So I picked up paper to look at her add again. It was under transsexual section. So she thought I knew but I clearly didn't. Then I had to erase that Memory and went to a brothel where I had 20 girls line up and I could choose who I wanted. And I ended up getting laid after getting two blow jobs from a tranny.
I don't even want to share my story anymore because it's so lame compared to this one. You win, man. I'm just going to put my vastly inferior story out there to keep the conversation going.
Mine is hardly even a hobbying story, but it wouldn't have happened if it weren't for hobbying so I'm hoping it's worthy of this amazing thread.
One weekend within the last year my wife was visiting friends out of town for 3 days, so I was binging on my favourite vice (pussy for hire). One night, I don't think it was all that late, I was on my way to a booking when, halfway there, I got a cancellation text. No big deal, so I pulled over right in to the heart of scumville 'shwa. I couldn't tell you exactly where it was but it was somewhere near that abandoned strip mall on Simcoe north of Bloor. Anyway, so I pulled over to peruse backpage on my phone for a backup because the idea of going all the way home to do the same seemed absurd.
Within about 30 seconds there was someone walking alongside my car. I see the dude - typical white Oshawa-type male - bend down to look through my passenger side window and, much to my horror, he tries to open my door.
Now, I don't typically keep my doors locked and I'm pretty sure most cars automatically unlock your doors when you throw them in park anyway, but for some reason that day I had my doors locked. I can't remember why, it might have even been an accidental bump of the lock button, but damn did I feel lucky for that.
Upon finding my door locked, the guy started screaming at me, asking what I was doing there and telling me to get out of his town. I peaced out, quickly.
A couple of decades ago, before the Internet was around, saw an ad in Now Magazine. Cute blonde lady near Victoria Park Station. Offered an low ball rate. Went to the apartment and was taken to the bedroom, only to be told it would be with a blow up doll. The kicker was that she had hidden security cameras everywhere and this big mother of a mean dog. Gave me the option to leave my money or deal with the dog. I left in a hurry. You win some or you live to hobby another day.
Colin, you win first prize for the week! :first: :applause:
Hell...probably for the whole damned year....
Hell...probably for the whole damned year....
Colin's lady-boy experience brought back an old memory from back before computers were used by the common folk. I perused Now mag for massages and found a four hand massage done in an apartment downtown Toronto, all booking was done by using a pay phone as well....I'm felling old now...I asked all pertinent questions, blondes or brunettes? Height and weight? Body stats? Now, this wasn't my first time doing this, I was seasoned and everything sounded perfect, so I booked. I got parking in the area, made my way to the apartment, buzzed in, up the elevator and walked down the hallway to the correct apartment and I knocked lightly. The door opens and standing there is a gorgeous brunette in lingerie and heels, fak, she was hot! I was elated, it was all coming together, I stepped in. The apartment was one of those bachelor types common in downtown Toronto, the lights were on, there was a massage table set up in the living room area and on the other side of the table was her massage partner, another brunette in lingerie and heels, taller though, somewhat manish with a five o'clock shadow, broad shoulders and standing around 6 feet tall...not just manish, it was a fucking guy. I immediately made my apologies and left.
I'm not sure what he meant either unless he is referring to one lady that advertised in Oshawa $75 hr and a Timmies DD.
You didn't. Oh well, we all have our moments of weakness. LOL.um...yeah...thats her...
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I am not thinking I can top some of these, but I have had the odd weird experience. The one that stands out was a trip to the old MP in Courtice near the Swiss Chalet. (I forgot the name) . Anyhow, I go in, and this was just after they moved there and I was a lot less picky I suppose. I am greeted by a pretty hot Oriental, whose name escapes me and she says she can see me. She escorted me to the room. I go in, start to undress and put the room fee on the table as she stepped aside to talk to another girl. All the sudden, this conversation in Cantonese is kicking into rapid fire. I don't know what they are saying but it is pretty clear they don't like each other at this point. I stop my disrobing because it is clear, she ain't gonna be in the mood. The argument escalated and then when I hear the "slap" and the bodies bouncing off the walls, I am dressed and getting the door fee. I just got out of there. The mama san is coming through the door with a coffee as I am leaving and the war is on in the other room. I never went back.
wow!after seeing jessie james three times over the course of the previous two weeks, i was walking down the aisle at walmart with my long time girlfriend while the young and sexy escort came walking towards us in the opposite direction.
She said nothing, but my heart skipped a beat, as i would have had a very hard time explaining things to my lady-friend if she had. I'm pretty sure i went quiet for a bit.
God, i miss jessie james. not sure if anyone else remembers her?
Gees Colin, that takes the cake!
I can't top that... and the "pimp in the parking lot, defiling my ride" not-with-standing, (Since I didn't actually witness it...)
Mine is similar to AO's in that I ran into an SP I'd seen regularly while with my GF:
https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?395883-OMG-That-s-an-SP-I-ve-seen-6-times!
I can't top that... and the "pimp in the parking lot, defiling my ride" not-with-standing, (Since I didn't actually witness it...)
Mine is similar to AO's in that I ran into an SP I'd seen regularly while with my GF:
https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?395883-OMG-That-s-an-SP-I-ve-seen-6-times!
Years ago, when I was a young man, the senior partners at the firm I was working at gave all of us interns a 'thank you' party complete with copious amounts of tequila and the companiship of gals from a escort service.
Anyhow, I 'hook up' with one of the gals, drunk as a skunk, I can't do anything but attempt some inept DATY.
A couple of days later, I developed this horrible discharge in my mouth. I can't eat, or even speak properly.... This yellow scum from my mouth is a yeast infection, contracted via my interlude with the paid help.
Thankfully my Dr was, uhm ...undertanding to my plight, and chalked it up to overuse of a Ventolin inhaler used for allergic asthma.
Worst part....I was still living at home at the time, and my mom is no dummy - she was a nurse at a gyro practice....
Anyhow, I 'hook up' with one of the gals, drunk as a skunk, I can't do anything but attempt some inept DATY.
A couple of days later, I developed this horrible discharge in my mouth. I can't eat, or even speak properly.... This yellow scum from my mouth is a yeast infection, contracted via my interlude with the paid help.
Thankfully my Dr was, uhm ...undertanding to my plight, and chalked it up to overuse of a Ventolin inhaler used for allergic asthma.
Worst part....I was still living at home at the time, and my mom is no dummy - she was a nurse at a gyro practice....
