What's the most disrespectful thing a guest has done in your home?
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After I finished university and got respectable, a friend came to stay for a night at my house with his new girlfriend. They were in town for a wedding, and I hadn't seen him in a while. Did not know her at all. (He was by this time a mature student at universitt, and she was the latest thing.)
I woke up later that night to hear them having noisy sex. Bed banging, oh baby yes kind of sex. (Painted the cat? Did something to the cat, the way she screamed.)
I didn't blame him, though, she was totally hot. My wife was mortified. Her university experience was a bit more sheltered than mine.
I woke up later that night to hear them having noisy sex. Bed banging, oh baby yes kind of sex. (Painted the cat? Did something to the cat, the way she screamed.)
I didn't blame him, though, she was totally hot. My wife was mortified. Her university experience was a bit more sheltered than mine.
Daughter's teenage friends come over to hang out in our basement rec room. Two of them come in the house with what smells and look like wet stinking socks they probably haven't washed in weeks. They actually leave a trail on the hardwood floor on the way down to the basement. The rec room stunk for days. The day after they left, I noticed a number of old collector miniature liquor bottles missing in a display cabinet. They've never been allowed back in the house. Honestly, the smell was the worse of the two problems. It was rancid.
Man, that is bad. Here is my story which isn't quite as bad. Newly married old friend and his wife came to town and stayed the night at my place. During the night I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I finished I opened the bathroom door only to see his naked wife waiting to use the bathroom.
A few years after high school, I went back to my hometown for a visit. My parents were out of town and I had the run of the house. Had a couple of friends over for a little get together, fun times had by all. # of my closest friends stayed the night, because they were in no condition to drive. When I woke up, I could smell coffee brewing, and when I entered the kitchen was met by my parents who came home early. As we were talking and drinking, my 17yo sister came in and said hey where is my new school picture that was hanging on the wall. I had no idea what she was talking about, never saw it.
Went in to wake up one of my friends, and I found him laying on top of the picture, with his pants off. It was no secret that my friends found my little Sis cute, but this was way over the top.
Went in to wake up one of my friends, and I found him laying on top of the picture, with his pants off. It was no secret that my friends found my little Sis cute, but this was way over the top.
i had the same problem. there is always one or 2 bitches that think they are too high class to take off their shoes. One summer I had the entire house converted from carpet to hard-wood floors and the first Christmas party my sister-in-law shows up with a metal spiked super high heel shoe. Told her that it would ruin the new floors but she refused to take off shoes. I said good night to her and closed the front door behind her. Caused a riff between my brother but he finally realized my side when he converted his house to hardwood.
A lot of people are afraid of wearing used slippers. My wife carries her own pair in her purse when visiting others. I buy cheap slippers in various sizes at the dollor store. I let the kids greet the guests and take their coats etc. Most guests walk around in their socks but for those that want a slipper, the olderest child uses a scissor to cut open a new slipper package and give the guest. Guests leave with slippers and many reuse the slippers on subsequent visits. Kids love it as one of the guests suggested they have a Tips jar handy. Now they earn $20+ tips.
One year a few single friends and I rented an outrageously beautiful, incredible, and expensive, beach house for a month. One of the friend's best friends was not invited to get in on it because she has 3 bratty, rude, destructive kids that she leaves off their leashes and she feels entitled that "kids should have fun" and others should put up with it. The friend was told why we didn't invite her friend to "buy in" but that she was welcome to come for A day visit, no overnight etc provided she kept her friends kids in line. These are not normal kids just having fun, they are destructive.
I and two others are pretty much living there for the month and one Friday noon of a log weekend in rolls the momma with her three 12-13-15 year old kids AND one of her kids friends too! . And with tons of gear. Her (our) friend is nowhere to be seen. Says (our) friend is away for a week and she was "taking her place" for the long weekend.
I wasn't going to make a scene of it and hoped for the best. My gf and I had invited a couple for dinner Sunday night but decided to cancel.
Kids unrolled sleeping bags in the middle of the Great Room, jumped on the beds of every other room, went through everyone's dressers and toiletries, she served her kids our food and our collection of weird root beers we collected that week from the fridge and thawed out expensive free range chicken breasts from the freezer, and didn't touch the shit no-name weiners, no name mac and cheeze they brought. Plowed through our cashews prosciutto etc while leaving their shitty Cheez-It's.
I saw the kids banging on the drilled well pipe and caps. I was nice and explained what it was and why they shouldn't be playing with it. Momma says, in front of them and to contradict me, that "boys will be boys" and that she liked them exploring things. They left but later figured out how to uncap the well and started throwing stuff down it. The 12 year old little girl came to me later that night and said that the boys were "taking a poo" down it. SHITTING IN THE WELL!
The mother asked me for the wi-fi password to check her email.,. I told her that we had a cellular hotspot and that data was expensive so I jokingly told her no watching porn etc. I later notice the kids watching HD movies on their 15" MacBook and was relieved they were distracted and therefore not causing destruction. Turns out they were streaming and downloading HD movies! Data usage was 3 gigs!
Can't go into all the details of these boors but suffice to say that she ruined our long weekend. The first night she got sloppy drunk and started hitting on my buddy in front of his girfriend and created a poisoned atmosphere for the rest of the weekend.
I told her on Sunday she had to leave as I had some clients coming for dinner that night. Got into an argument about her just using (our ) friends "rights" etc. I called "our" friend who didn't have a clue that the mooch was showing up.
Soooo many other things the fuckers broke etc. Including getting the well cleaned, disinfected, tested, the cell data, broken blinds, etc she cost me $700+. I asked her to send me a chq for it and e-mailed the scanned reciepts. She said that the well probably needed "normal" maintenance anyways, that my dataplan was not a good one etc. This woman makes $200k AND gets heavy child support from her rich ex-husband. She is the very epitome of the worst rich bitch JAP stereotype you could imagine.
"Our" friend is a really cool chick and left $700 in $100's on my dresser, and a case of all of our fave red and wines with a nice "Sorry" card to all of us on the bar.
Nice!
I and two others are pretty much living there for the month and one Friday noon of a log weekend in rolls the momma with her three 12-13-15 year old kids AND one of her kids friends too! . And with tons of gear. Her (our) friend is nowhere to be seen. Says (our) friend is away for a week and she was "taking her place" for the long weekend.
I wasn't going to make a scene of it and hoped for the best. My gf and I had invited a couple for dinner Sunday night but decided to cancel.
Kids unrolled sleeping bags in the middle of the Great Room, jumped on the beds of every other room, went through everyone's dressers and toiletries, she served her kids our food and our collection of weird root beers we collected that week from the fridge and thawed out expensive free range chicken breasts from the freezer, and didn't touch the shit no-name weiners, no name mac and cheeze they brought. Plowed through our cashews prosciutto etc while leaving their shitty Cheez-It's.
I saw the kids banging on the drilled well pipe and caps. I was nice and explained what it was and why they shouldn't be playing with it. Momma says, in front of them and to contradict me, that "boys will be boys" and that she liked them exploring things. They left but later figured out how to uncap the well and started throwing stuff down it. The 12 year old little girl came to me later that night and said that the boys were "taking a poo" down it. SHITTING IN THE WELL!
The mother asked me for the wi-fi password to check her email.,. I told her that we had a cellular hotspot and that data was expensive so I jokingly told her no watching porn etc. I later notice the kids watching HD movies on their 15" MacBook and was relieved they were distracted and therefore not causing destruction. Turns out they were streaming and downloading HD movies! Data usage was 3 gigs!
Can't go into all the details of these boors but suffice to say that she ruined our long weekend. The first night she got sloppy drunk and started hitting on my buddy in front of his girfriend and created a poisoned atmosphere for the rest of the weekend.
I told her on Sunday she had to leave as I had some clients coming for dinner that night. Got into an argument about her just using (our ) friends "rights" etc. I called "our" friend who didn't have a clue that the mooch was showing up.
Soooo many other things the fuckers broke etc. Including getting the well cleaned, disinfected, tested, the cell data, broken blinds, etc she cost me $700+. I asked her to send me a chq for it and e-mailed the scanned reciepts. She said that the well probably needed "normal" maintenance anyways, that my dataplan was not a good one etc. This woman makes $200k AND gets heavy child support from her rich ex-husband. She is the very epitome of the worst rich bitch JAP stereotype you could imagine.
"Our" friend is a really cool chick and left $700 in $100's on my dresser, and a case of all of our fave red and wines with a nice "Sorry" card to all of us on the bar.
Nice!
Wow, what a horror story. That mother probably has a huge chip on her shoulder and figures everyone owes her for the shit cards she's been dealt in life....and is the first to complain that she has no friends and never gets invited out....
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**Sophie**
Holy feck schlong, I would have feckin lost it!!!!! You were way to nice, what a loser that lady is!! They sound out if control to the utmost
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**Sophie**
Some moms are just lazy and dont want to be the bad guy. She for sure knows her kids were little feckers!
I sorta had an experience like that but they were 2 twin boys. One fat and one skinny one. They fought every second!! I was the only girl so I was the babysitter and cook that weekend. The skinny one says they used to be triplets but the fat one ate the third one lol. They were 12 years old. Chaos!! But the last straw was when I went into use the washroom there was poo on the toilet seat, from the fat one, even at 12 he couldn't wipe his own butt!! He always smelled like poo too. At that point I was grossed right out and couldn't wait to get home!!
The mother was semi-hot (at best) in her teens and twenties and got lots of attention from guys. Some powerful, rich jewish guy begged her to marry him for kids and gave her ANYTHING and everything she wanted. People fawned over him, and therefore her, wherever they want. She reluctantly whelped three times for him and then he took on a mistress. She is a cut-throat high end real estate agent, known to be a shark and decided to divorce him and use the kids to extort as much as she could from him. She is not bitter, she loves that she has got the better of him.
Think of those "Rich Housewives of Miami" tv show types.
She has an incredible Muskoka cottage worth $3-4 million that she only goes to to decorate and to show off with ONE summer party. She invites people to visit but nobody wants to go because her kids are such a fucking horror show. Except the little girl who gets bullied by her brothers to go along.
Schlong, It could have been worse! You might have invited Blackcrock and had to listen to him tell you about his time on a ship with 40 foot waves or his South African stories or his ------------------ you know what I mean! GB
We had a big party and a husband of my SO's friend was using it as an opportunity to sell insurance. He enlisted he wife's help to approach the women. He was apparently possessed and turning every conversation into an insurance sell. One of my friends came to me and asked bluntly if the party was in reality an insurance sales party.
I was livid. I took the wife and husband out to the front lawn and told them that this was party not a business opportunity. They were welcome to stay under the condition they do not talk insurance or they can leave. I guess they were embarrassed, they stuck around quietly for a half hour and left.
I was livid. I took the wife and husband out to the front lawn and told them that this was party not a business opportunity. They were welcome to stay under the condition they do not talk insurance or they can leave. I guess they were embarrassed, they stuck around quietly for a half hour and left.
I feel your pain. Why are there people that just feel entitled to whatever they feel like and make up their own rules without consideration to anyone? I'm impressed you stood up to the sis-in-law though. Ballsy!!
You are lucky to have such a good friend. She "gets it". Is she hot, to top it off?
This chick is the exact opposite of your friend. Quite scary. And I'm sure she acts like a total biatch so as to scare away people from trying to stand up to her.
An acquaintance of mine called me out of the blue one night asking to stay with me for two weeks. I felt bad because she had a child and said yes. I was living in a basement apt at the time. She had only been staying with me for 2 days when I got a call from the owners of the house. They complained about the smell of weed coming from the basement. I called the acquaintance and she denied it. Something told me to just go home and check things out. When I arrived she was having sex on my bed with her kid sleeping beside them!! I made her leave that very night. I wanted to call child services but didn't feel right separating the kid from his mom.
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**Sophie**
Not to mention, no idea how to shop for groceries lol!! Cheesies and Kraft Dinner? Eww...Surprised someone so uppity would eat that type of food lol.
