Whats the biggest thing . . .

[YellowDog]

you ever had up your ass?

I just started dating this woman and spent a nice Sunday with her in bed. One thing I enjoyed were her BJ's as she always included some prostate stimulation with it. During our play yesterday she goes to her bureau and pulled out a dildo that was about the size of the wider end of a baseball bat and asked if she could stick it up my ass.
I, being an adventuresome kind of guy, said sure. With some difficulty and alot of discomfort we finally got it in there, but let me tell you I thought my eyes were going to pop out of my head! I think it was worth it as I was told that since I was willing to do that for her, next weekend she would agree to do anything I could think up.
I can't say I really enjoyed the experience, but it got me to wondering what the the experiences on this board are?
Now I know there will be a few who will find this a little extreme, but hey - you only go around once.

 

[Joey Tribbiani]

It takes a very brave man to do that, as a result, I'm a coward and kinda proud of it. The furtherest I've ever gone is some simple rimming, and I don't think I'll venture much further than that.

Exit only.

Joey T

 

[kramer]

I'm impressed you would start off right off the "bat" with something that size. I'm no doctor, but if it was that size, I'd be worried about the potential for some serious damage.

 

[TurboDiver]

What are you planning for next weekend?

 

[great bear]

It could have been worse: she might have been a cricket fan.

 

[red]

It could have been worse: she might have been a cricket fan.

now that would be a stinky wicket

 

[LancsLad]

On many , many occasions I've had a five foot tube complete with camera and lights shoved up my ass with a collection of people watching intently. Those sick bastards gave me drugs to make me drowsy relaxed and compliant before entering me. no kisses after, colonoscopies can be fun ( NOT)

 

[LancsLad]

It could have been worse: she might have been a cricket fan.

So she's a good boweller then.

 

[stang]

Been there done that.
It's a fair trade when it's their turn.

 

[Meister]

I can't say I really enjoyed the experience, but it got me to wondering what the the experiences on this board are?

You and Greekster should meet for coffee.

 

[Jade4u]

Agreed you gotta take your time and work your way up. You want to expand it not crack it.

 

[Viewer]

So she's a good boweller then.

It's good to have you bat, er, back, Laddy.

 

[massman]

you ever had up your ass?

I just started dating this woman and spent a nice Sunday with her in bed. One thing I enjoyed were her BJ's as she always included some prostate stimulation with it. During our play yesterday she goes to her bureau and pulled out a dildo that was about the size of the wider end of a baseball bat and asked if she could stick it up my ass.
I, being an adventuresome kind of guy, said sure. With some difficulty and alot of discomfort we finally got it in there, but let me tell you I thought my eyes were going to pop out of my head! I think it was worth it as I was told that since I was willing to do that for her, next weekend she would agree to do anything I could think up.
I can't say I really enjoyed the experience, but it got me to wondering what the the experiences on this board are?
Now I know there will be a few who will find this a little extreme, but hey - you only go around once.

YOU DA MAN!!!

This guy is willing to sacrifice himself for sexual adventure.

Yellow dog is my new hero!


BTW I just have to distill the original post down to its key points.....

I just started dating this woman ......................she goes to her bureau and pulled out a dildo that was about the size of the wider end of a baseball bat and asked if she could stick it up my ass.
I, being an adventuresome kind of guy, said sure.